Howye fokes
Spot the differince.
Answers on a postcard please, ta GallantTed.
Enter as offen as ya like.
(Please inclose $10 with each entry ta cover admin costs)
Be seein ya
GallantTed
Howye fokes
Spot the differince.
Answers on a postcard please, ta GallantTed.
Enter as offen as ya like.
(Please inclose $10 with each entry ta cover admin costs)
Be seein ya
GallantTed
Sorry fokes
Me compitition has gone a bit pare-shaped on me.
But lissen - if ye can spot what I was tryen ta do, ye still can enter.
(Same terms and conditions apply - $20 admin costs)
Gawd - wait til I get me paws on MadDogTed fer usen me name ta post in the new forem section.
Be seein ya
GT
wait til I get me paws on MadDogTed
This sounds like a bearly disguised pitch for pawlms.
Re: Oh yea - while I'm at it, me pal (also a Teddy Bear), Albear Camoo, is looken fer a publisher fer his up and comen novel, "Nothin Between The Covers."
P.S. Is your buddy "Albear Camoo" still looking for a publisher? Maybe he needs a new title. "Bare-naked Ursus"?
Or "Ursus Undressed"? (Sex always sells.)
Howya Graffo
Seen as no one else entered yer the winner of me compitition. Thanks fer enteren. Please send $50 ta cover post and packagen of yer prize.
Be seein ya
GT
PS - Yer darn looky that I'm even talken ta ya seen as I am now a ENTHUSIAST.
That was the answer ta me quiz, ya see. Ya'd think someone would have congratulated me, what with me been only a teddy bear and all that. Still, I'll remember this when they can't find their dictinories and want Ted ta look it up fer them in his wordy tedasaurus.
We allus knew you'uz enthoosiastic, Gallnt. Jus oney now it's offishul. So what'sa differmints?
Howya Faldage
I don't know weather yer messen with me or not, but seen as ya asked...ya see, the furst post what I made as supposed ta be as a member and the second one was as a enthusiast.
But ya see, I got inta enthuastic status quicker that what I expected ta and it ruined me hole plan.
Don't worry though, I'll be suen over the sheer mortification of the hole affair. Some of ye might be wordy round here, but ya'd want ta learn ta count. Nuff said.
Be seein ya
GT
BTW do ya know any good suemen?
BTW do ya know any good suemen?
Don't know about men. Used to know of a boy named Sue.
If I were a gamblin' woman, GT, I'd wager litigation isn't your strong suit.
Howye fokes
That boy shoulda sued fer sure.
Me strong suit is made of fur - not litigation. So is me Sunday-goen-ta-Mass one. Fer that matter, all me suits is made of fur. Suppose that's why I'm a teddy bear.
Be seein ya
GT
Reading this thread I get an idea of what a person with a receptive aphasia must feel like. I'll come back after I've had a few drinks.
Alex!
Howya Alex, ya ould paw ya
Lissen, what with me been just a meer teddy bear and all, I seem ta have some trouble understanden a few frases in yer post. I don't want ta sound fierce thick nor nothin, but could ya explain ta me what the term a few drinks means? It doesn't seem ta be recorded in me steedy tedasaurus.
Be seein ya
GT
Howdy all!
"A few drinks" is just enough but not too many.