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Posted By: maverick A pundit overheard - 09/10/03 10:25 PM
Heard a riddle today which appealed to me!

Q: Why should the Irish police use the Hubble telescope in their attempts to find Shergar?


Posted By: moss Re: A pundit overheard - 09/10/03 11:31 PM
Shergar, a Derby winning race horse stolen in 1983, by IRA terrorists

Are you sure that wasn't a chalker you overheard?

Posted By: Jackie Re: A pundit overheard - 09/11/03 01:19 AM
Shergar, a Derby winning race horse stolen in 1983 Thanks, moss. No guess on the riddle; but what's a chalker, please?

Posted By: maverick Re: A pundit overheard - 09/11/03 09:56 PM
mmm, what's a chalker? Re Shergar, think what the Hubble's good for...

Posted By: Faldage Re: A pundit overheard - 09/11/03 10:08 PM
think what the Hubble's good for

Wait, wait. Don't tell me.

Taking pictures of dogs that don't bark in the night, right?

Posted By: maverick Re: A pundit overheard - 09/11/03 10:12 PM
LOL! (email notification?)

Posted By: moss Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 03:19 AM
think what the Hubble's good for...

It's good for discovering hidden stars?

Wait! I've got it. They should use Hubble because Shergar disappeared from the face of the earth.



Posted By: maverick Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 12:14 PM
Good try. But think what Hubble looks at (prolly amongst a host of other kinds but)

Posted By: Faldage Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 12:26 PM
what Hubble looks at


Ha! Barnard 33.

Posted By: Jackie Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 12:31 PM
Q: Why should the Irish police use the Hubble telescope in their attempts to find Shergar?
Because he might as well have fallen into a black hole, for all the luck they've had in finding him?

Posted By: TheFallibleFiend Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 12:58 PM

Does this have something to do with the Horseshoe nebula?

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Posted By: maverick Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 12:59 PM
> Ha! Barnard 33.

Que?!

> Black hole
mmm, interesting try.
> Horseshoe nebula?
hah, good try but :)

But look again at the hint in my title line...

Posted By: Jackie Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 01:10 PM
Aagh!! [tearing hair e]

I didn't think mine was right; it wasn't in keeping with a riddle. But I wish I'd Googled earlier; I wasn't sure there was a horseshoe nebula (there is), but I did find B 33. Horsehead Nebula. ... There are several objects in this image. The dark nebula that forms the Horsehead itself is known as Barnard 33

Posted By: tsuwm Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 01:15 PM
>> Ha! Barnard 33.

well, that's certainly as obscure as mav's hints..
-ron niveous, from the Crab Nebula
Posted By: maverick Re: A pun dit a moi - 09/12/03 01:27 PM
oh, Fong, what are you on, and can I share? :)


Just tell me when you want to cry nuncle, Ron!

Posted By: Jackie Re: A pun dit a moi - 09/12/03 01:40 PM
Q: Why should the Irish police use the Hubble telescope in their attempts to find Shergar?
AGH! So many things swirling around in my head; and none will nova into anything coherent: because they need a big look-see; because he's in the heavens; because he's Sure Gone so far; because that's how the horsehead nebula was formed. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted By: Faldage Re: A pundit overheard - 09/12/03 01:51 PM
[tearing hair e]

I think it's best to ignore him when he gets like this, Jackie. An I ain' splainin him no Barnard 33 jus to get *his goat. Turned out to be wrong, anyway.

Posted By: maverick Re: bada~bing - 09/12/03 02:05 PM
Q: Why should the Irish police use the Hubble telescope in their attempts to find Shergar?


Because it's great for discovering X-ray sources!

Posted By: tsuwm Re: bada~bing - 09/12/03 02:14 PM
okay, now 'spain it to me... vewwy slowly
-ron gobemouche

Posted By: Faldage Re: bada~bing - 09/12/03 02:25 PM
X-ray sources

See, Jackie? I tole you it's best to ignore him.

Posted By: AnnaStrophic Re: bada~bing - 09/12/03 02:26 PM
When I said it aloud a couple of times, I *finally got it. Shame on you, Mav.

Posted By: slithy toves Re: bada~bing - 09/12/03 02:27 PM
Aha! Clever.

Posted By: Faldage Re: bada~bing - 09/12/03 02:28 PM
It's bad enough having them staring us in the face. Having to try to derive them ourselves is a little over the top.

Posted By: Jackie Re: bada~bing - 09/12/03 03:36 PM
Slithy! Wonderful to see you! Faldage, I may henceforth take your advice; you always show good horse sense.

Posted By: consuelo Just wandering through - 09/12/03 08:31 PM
Carry on [hear the finger cymbals and ankle bells, smell the sandlewood and amber?]

Posted By: Buffalo Shrdlu Re: Just wandering through - 09/12/03 08:39 PM
not being able, myself, to see in the X-ray spectrum, I think of the Hubble as primarily a "visible light" telescope. them's mostly the pictures I've seen. that's what threw me for a loop.

Posted By: JohnHawaii Re: bada~bing - 09/12/03 09:55 PM
Puts me in mind of the the old cattle rancher who died and left his three boys to carry on. The ranch was renamed "Focus"--and why would that be?

Posted By: tsuwm Re: focus - 09/12/03 10:13 PM
yow! a triple pun!

Posted By: maverick Re: paronomasia - 09/12/03 10:19 PM
'tis not meet that I answer this, John! ;)

Posted By: Buffalo Shrdlu Re: circling - 09/12/03 10:32 PM
is that three boys to carrion?

Posted By: WhitmanO'Neill Re: circling - 09/13/03 02:25 AM
Carrion, my wayward son... (never made it home, I guess )

Posted By: wofahulicodoc For the curious - 09/13/03 06:40 PM
the old cattle rancher who died and left his three boys to carry on. The ranch was renamed "Focus"--and why would that be?

...and if you feel like being magnanimous you can even post the answer on the remote thread called "Answers to puzzles, or, go ahead, spoil your fun!" and then let the banter continue here!

http://wordsmith.org/board/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=announcements&Number=89223

Posted By: Faldage Re: For the curious - 09/13/03 07:41 PM
I've heared the answer but, fortunately, I don't remember it.

Posted By: JohnHawaii Re: For the curious - 09/13/03 10:43 PM
Factum est. On the answers board.

Posted By: maverick Re: For the curious - 09/13/03 10:53 PM
> I've heared the answer

Izzat anything like herd the answer? ;)

Posted By: TEd Remington Re: bada~bing - 10/13/03 08:16 PM
Because it's great for discovering X-ray sources!


That's enough to make you Nashua teeth.

Posted By: consuelo Re: bada~bing - 10/13/03 09:46 PM
Hey, TEd! Great to see you back an all.