HASTE CUISINE: Fast French food - 06/03/03 11:27 AM
Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take a well-known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter and provide a definition for the new expression:
RIGOR MORRIS:
The cat is dead.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID:
Honk if you're Scottish
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?:
Can you drive a French motorcycle?
VENI, VIPI, VICI:
I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered
VENI, VIDI, VISA:
I came, I saw, I shopped.
COGITO EGGO SUM:
I think, therefore I am ... a waffle
QUE SERA SERF:
Life is feudal
LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI:
The king is dead. No kidding
POSH MORTEM:
Death styles of the rich and famous
PRO BOZO PUBLICO:
Support your local clown
MONAGE A TROIS:
I am three years old
HASTE CUISINE:
Fast French food
QUIP PRO QUO:
A fast retort
ALOHA OY:
Love; greetings; farewell;
and from such a pain you should never know
MAZEL TON:
Tons of luck
RIGOR MORRIS:
The cat is dead.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID:
Honk if you're Scottish
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?:
Can you drive a French motorcycle?
VENI, VIPI, VICI:
I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered
VENI, VIDI, VISA:
I came, I saw, I shopped.
COGITO EGGO SUM:
I think, therefore I am ... a waffle
QUE SERA SERF:
Life is feudal
LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI:
The king is dead. No kidding
POSH MORTEM:
Death styles of the rich and famous
PRO BOZO PUBLICO:
Support your local clown
MONAGE A TROIS:
I am three years old
HASTE CUISINE:
Fast French food
QUIP PRO QUO:
A fast retort
ALOHA OY:
Love; greetings; farewell;
and from such a pain you should never know
MAZEL TON:
Tons of luck