Don't you just love them?
Here is one to start you gNashing your teeth!

THE KEIVAPINE

Any hound a Keivapine nudges
Can't be blamed for harboring grudges.
I know one hound that laughed all winter
At a Keivapine that sat on a splinter.

from Ogden Nash's The Porcupine


Up from the ashes.

Since pheonix notes Nash, let's grin at what Nash notes of the phoenix. Though hardly fortunate appropriate for Father's Day.

Deep in the study
Of eugenics
We find that fabled
Foul, the pheonix.
The strangest bird
That ever was,
Rejecting any
Pa's and ma's,
It lays an egg
(Not ten or twelve)
And when it's done
Out pops itself.

Keiva: Go away. You are not welcome here.

the person know as Keiva, who recently posted on this thread, was banned, for flaming. he forced his way back into this forum by implied threats.

Telling the truth is not flaming, the truth is not spam
Go away Keiva. You are not welcome here.

No wonder you have so many posts, bill. (#11)

Keiva: go away. You are unwelcome here.

how about this parody of a steve lawrence song..

Go Away

Go away littl boy, go away little boy
I don't want to be posting here with you
I know that your words are cruel,
But they're just the words of a fool
You belong somewhere else, so why don't you go?

Oh, go away, little boy Go away, little boy.
It's hurtin' me more each minute that you delay.
Each post makes me heave
So why don't you leave?
So, go away, little boy, leave without any delay.

Go away. Please don't stay.
It'll never work out.
You'll be hound you for sure,
Till it's to much to endure
So, go away, little boy.
Call it a day, little boy. Oh, please, go away, little boy,
just leave by the end of the day.

The person known as Keiva, who recently posted on this thread, was banned for flaming. He forced his way back into this forum by implied threats of legal action against Anu Garg, the founder of AWAD. This same person has also been known to post under the names AphonicRants, KeivaCarpal.

Your clamoring for citations and statistics, Keiva, is now nothing more than a feeble, last-ditch grasping at straws.

#6. Keiva, please leave us alone...we only want the beloved refuge we all first found when we came to this board.