Headlines, headlines - read all about it! - 03/04/02 11:53 AM
Just got this by email, and I thought you might enjoy some of these ~ Sparteye, you'll love #22! 
Best Verified Newspaper Headlines of the Year...
1.) Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
2.) Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
3.) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4.) Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5.) Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6.) Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
7.) Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
8.) Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
9.) British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
10.) Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
11.) Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
12.) Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
13.) Miners Refuse to Work After Death
14.) Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
15.) Stolen Painting Found by Tree
16.) Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
17.) War Dims Hope for Peace
18.) If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
19.) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
20.) Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
21.) New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
22.) Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
23.) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
24.) Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
25.) Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Best Verified Newspaper Headlines of the Year...
1.) Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
2.) Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
3.) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4.) Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5.) Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6.) Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
7.) Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
8.) Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
9.) British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
10.) Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
11.) Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
12.) Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
13.) Miners Refuse to Work After Death
14.) Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
15.) Stolen Painting Found by Tree
16.) Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
17.) War Dims Hope for Peace
18.) If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
19.) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
20.) Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
21.) New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
22.) Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
23.) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
24.) Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
25.) Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
