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Posted By: tsuwm hogwash® - O Bingley, wherefore art thou? - 02/12/02 03:08 PM
choose one:

a) In calligraphy, a writing implement used for engraving special inks (i.e. gold-embossed).

b) A small writing desk (similar to a secretary) popular during the Italian Neoclassical period (1760-1800), and characterized by a marble writing top, pendant floral carving on the drawers and fluted tapering legs.

c) A removable paper cover protecting a bound book; a dust jacket.

d) an inspector of entrails, for the purpose of divination

e) An old way of writing short notes - a kind of shorthand, indeed, not dissimilar in intention to the text that people use on mobile phones.

f) A fountain pen made entirely of glass, also called a dipping pen.

g) A small but deadly knife with the blade twisted in the manner of a screw before the final tempering. Associations: Shiv= blade. Shive=knife. Scr= screw Stilo=stylus. Stilletto=little knife Manufactured in Italy, thescrivello quickly became the favourite assassination tool of the "Black Hand"-a secret Serbian society, outlawed in 1917 for the suspected assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. A scrivello appears in the upcoming Arnold Schwarzenegger movie-Collateral Damage.

h) A decorative masonry technique in which a thin line of mortar is excised from a joint and then filled with white lime.

i) The operating expenses of an opera house. [origin unknown]

j) from the root "scrivo" meaning to write, plus the diminutive "ello" so - "to do little writing"

k) A public letter writer who works in a house of joy.

l) A small elephant tusk, once commonly used to produce billiard balls

m) from latin v. scrivirto write pron. ellohim, penpal

n) A marble patterning in which white and green stripes are alternated, used in Romanesque Italian cathedral architecture.

o) Hastily written piece of music in the style of Ivor Novello (Welsh actor, composer and playwright (1893-1951)).

p) A portable writing desk.



Posted By: Sparteye Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/12/02 03:21 PM
I throw my vote to the creative entry: d.

Posted By: TEd Remington Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/12/02 05:37 PM
The H you say!

Posted By: Jazzoctopus Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/12/02 06:14 PM
Ah Bartleby! Ah Humanity!

no, I didn't cheat!
Posted By: Bobyoungbalt Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 02:27 AM
A faint breeze stirring up the dust in the cellar of my memory tells me it's c.

Posted By: Max Quordlepleen . - 02/13/02 02:31 AM
Posted By: belMarduk Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 02:56 AM
I vote H.

But, but, A public letter writer who works in a house of joy. Can somebody tell me exactly what this phrase means?


Posted By: Max Quordlepleen . - 02/13/02 04:05 AM
Posted By: consuelo Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 10:37 AM
I believe in H, and I am in very good company indeed.

Posted By: milum Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 11:12 AM
Nah, last month's Hogwash winning word was a knob on a drawer. This month it is something more exciting. "M", - a porn penpal. I vote "M".

Posted By: RhubarbCommando Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 12:52 PM
It really ought to be "g", as a just reward for inventiveness, with "d" as a very close second.
However, I do believe that the many voters for "h" are nearer to the mark - but they haven't taken it far enough - it is, in fact
"N"
says he confidently, as usual. (But he is, of course, nearly always wrong!)

Posted By: stales Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 01:16 PM
I'm gunning for B

BTW, most secretaries I know would be p/o'd at being described as similar to a small writing desk.

stales

Posted By: WhitmanO'Neill Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 01:26 PM
To B or not to B?...to B.

Posted By: Rapunzel Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 01:34 PM
B

Posted By: AnnaStrophic Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 03:16 PM
I'll jump on the Bandwagon!

Posted By: Flatlander Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 05:58 PM
The "scriv"="writing" connection is too obvious for our intrepid HogMaster. I'm sure it's a redd herring. That's why I pick F.

Posted By: Anonymous Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 06:08 PM
Noting our Hogmaster's penchant for pool, and in agreement with Flatlander's suggestion that this one may be deliberately deceptive, i'll take L

Posted By: satin Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/13/02 07:23 PM
I choose B (babbage?) too.

Posted By: tsuwm Re: hogwash® - scrivello votes - 02/13/02 07:43 PM
I think I have votes from all the submitters 'cept for Bingley and WildWords -- as soon as I have those I'll close up the old polling booth.

Posted By: Wordwind Re: hogwash® - scrivello votes - 02/14/02 10:05 AM
Wildwords casts her vote for G because it is such a lot of fun to read, and, if it's not the right definition, then I'm gonna send it to a knife maker and suggest that such a knife be made in honor of this definition!

No one voted for my definition, so my continued claim to have least points will continue unchallenged!

Best regards,
WithoutWinning

Posted By: Fiberbabe Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/15/02 03:18 PM
I'm liking H too - I want to be standing by Max if he finds out he's pulled off another right answer...

Posted By: maverick Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/15/02 04:08 PM
I ain't voting cause I knows the answer... but my personal challenge has been to guess the personalities behind the bluffs. heh! some good ones again.

is it *you in for a sled load of points, Bob?

Posted By: WhitmanO'Neill Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/15/02 04:22 PM
I ain't voting cause I knows the answer...

Oh, giving up some easy points, eh? You're just too modest*, mav!

Posted By: Angel Re: hogwash® - scrivello - 02/15/02 11:59 PM
H sounds good to me

Posted By: consuelo shhhh. Bing cherie is in need of rest! - 02/17/02 06:23 AM
[whisper-e]Bing cherie, mon amour. Awake! Morning is here and you must cast your vote. The time for muskstick dreams is over. All await your decision so that we may continue Hogwash #mumble mumble mumble. You will vote for my definition, v'raiment?[butterfly kiss-e]

Posted By: milum Re: shhhh. Bing cherie is in need of rest! - 02/17/02 02:02 PM

Foul. Foul. Foul most foul. Consuelo is using blatant husserie to solicit delinquent Bingley's vote. For your information Consuelo, Bingley has mailed me his proxy and as soon as I receive it I will get get tsuwm's approval and vote for "O".





Posted By: consuelo Re: shhhh. Bing cherie is in need of rest! - 02/17/02 02:53 PM
That's blatant brazen hussy, my chickadee.

Posted By: Keiva Re: shhhh. Bing cherie is in need of rest! - 02/17/02 02:58 PM
my chickadee

Are you now voting for D, chica?

My apologies for keeping everybody waiting. I cast my vote for B.

Bingley
Posted By: tsuwm Re: hogwash® - O Bingley, wherefore art thou? - 02/18/02 03:14 PM
yay bingley -- the polls are now officially closed. all that needs be done now is to await the hogmaster's ritual counting of the votes. which could take a while, as the payoffs have also been slow to arrive. but I can tell you now that there was only ONE (1) correct vote [oh so close to a stump!]. oh, and fyi, ivory was displaced by celluloid in the manufacture of billiard balls.

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