...here?

Yes - but only if you stick to monosyllables!

Help! Help! Our Jackie's been replaced by a minimalist!

Help! Help!

But she is part of the silent majority!

Here in Wordworld Anu is the silent majority. Sweet Jackie is merely the anointed enforcer of his will. Jackie has incurred the wrath of the Great Anu and he has cut out her tongue.

HELP! HELP!

Trying again.

That or it's a big hunk of duct tape.

/quack

Thank you for the compliment, jenny!

Buffle--you quack me up.

Don't tell him that - he'll bill you for it!

I call foul!

Duck

http://www.aflac.com/getwellduck/default.aspx

I seem to recall seeing a spot on TV a couple of years ago about a ... some kind of waterfowl...that had a partial prosthetic beak put in place.

I call foul! Wow, eta, you are really multi-talented!

Among others, that is frequently done at a raptor recovery
center here.