and the twelve slobbering dobermans.

Do you take them out at Christmas time so that they can march in the parade with the Salivation Army?

I think Geoff has taken bridget96's line, and besides adding a great wordplay, has made it sound like the end of a well-known Christmas song. Can we make up the first eleven?
The very last verse of the song will start with:
"Twelve slobbering dobermans",
"Eleven...whats?

If the next poster will copy Twelve slobbering dobermans,
then add their line underneath, and if that could be carried on down, it would make it easier to get the sense of it as a song. I can't wait--this group has such cool ideas!

twelve slobbering dobermans.
Jackie, great game, can't wait for the most apposite. http://kidexchange.miningco.com/kids/kidexchange/cs/twelvedays/ and http://www.pncbank.com/12days may give you some ideas on this. I came across one of those last year and the other when I googled to find it.

Trying to find lines that matched slightly with the original I had:
Eleven plumbers piping but instead chose:

Twelve slobbering dobermans
Eleven voyeurs peeping



Rod

" Twelve slobbering dobermans
Eleven voyeurs peeping"
Ten nymphos sleeping

Ten nymphos sleeping

HUH!?!? narcos sleeping, mebbe...

Twelve slobbering dobermans,
eleven voyeurs peeping,
ten nymphos sleeping,
nine ninnies neighing