Hello All,
Having been away for a while (sorry!) and missing the last round, I decided to start a new one myself...here commenceth the looking...and (with a OL score of 0 tsuwm) I discovered an excellent word...and here it is (in Olde Englishe for no reason at all except that I felt like it!).

Hear ye hear ye, thye newe hoggewashe worde iss

WOOFITS

I require aye daffynition frome alle whoe wishe toe participate bye thye fourteenthe of thise monthe of Aprille

Woofits, fits me well.

let's wash one more hēawan
let the hweogol turn

Thanks Bex, I know it will be clean.

I'm game, so to speak.

This word, of course, was suggested by the Spoonerism Society:

If the WOOFITS, share it !

wofa--HA!

Bexie--mine'll be on the way as soon as I can think of sumpin'.

what is if the woof-doesn't-fit!

check this out

A duck by any other name....

...turning up the woofer's

trying to get some attention here Bex

Probably experiencing technical difficulty again. Hope
he gets it solved.

Dear Bxtr, is thye fourteenthe not the sayme as our fourteenthe ?

Indeed iyt iss. Howevere forsoothe, myn laptoppe (actually internet but that didn't Olde Englishe well!) wass note workinge welle att alle...I shall poste them todaye

How does one say "yippee" in Olde Englishe?
Looking forward.