Hey, tsuwm! you have my sympathy. But don't go so far as to call this hijack fastuous!

how about fatuous, then?

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Hardly fabulous.

You two: facetious!

oh frabjous day!

Sufficiently virtuous?

But rarely ever vacuous...

I knew F.D. was gonna appear!

Is there a parade today?

Is that my carbine?

hijack? can a hijack be fastuous?