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Posted By: wwh Homer K.M. - 12/15/03 07:35 PM
Two men snowbound in a cabin find two books. One man says his book is poetry by Homer K.M.
"This Homer K. M., from what leaked out of his libretto through Idaho, seemed to me to be a kind of a dog who looked at life like it was a tin can tied to his tail. After running himself half to death, he sits down, hangs his tongue out, and looks at the can and says:

"Oh, well, since we can't shake the growler, let's get it filled at the corner, and all have a drink on me."

Besides that, it seems he was a Persian; and I never hear of Persia producing anything worth mentioning unless it was Turkish rugs and Maltese cats."

A very good book to be snowbound with in those days was the
Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam.

Posted By: Buffalo Shrdlu Re: Homer K.M. - 12/15/03 07:47 PM
and don't forget the crib company named Okla Homer Smith...
http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml95/95076.html


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