Another worthless word: infucate
\In`fu*cate\, v. t. [L. infucatus painted; pref. in- in
+ fucare to paint, dye. See {Fucate}.]
To stain; to paint; to daub.

I don't know. I quite like the idea of saying 'infucated fernticles' in life's more stressful moments.

Bingley

Dear Bingley: I just discovered "Steer stercus!"