Done. Partytime is set for 9:00 PM tomorrow Alabama Time. I have rented the back meeting hall at the 77th st VFW post for the event. Thirty-five life-sized cardboard cutouts of Awad's most illustrious members stand waiting for Member #3000 to mash the submit button so festivities can begin.

If you want to make sure your effigy is included among the invited, or if, because of your dislike of others of different races, creeds, or national origins, you want your one dimensional, narrow minded, smug assed, cardboard cutout removed to a broom closet during the Gala event, please press the Reply button provided at the top right hand corner of this post. Thank you.

Further details will follow as partytime draws near. -mw