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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4 Bodily Functions #98621 03/14/03 01:27 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando OP Pooh-Bah OP RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 I've found that most people are fascinated by our bodily functions and all pertaining to them. This appears to very much the case on this board, so I've given you this link. http://www.virtualnorwood.com/news/029.shtml About half-way down the page is a biographical note about George Jennings, who constructed the first Public Toilet (bathroom to you US'ns) in the UK. This poem, in particular, caught my eye and my fancy I'front the Royal Exchange and Underground, Down Gleaming walls of porc'lain flows the sluice That out of sight decants the Kidney Juice, Thus pleasuring those Gents for miles around, Who, crying for relief, once piped the sound, Of wind in alley-ways. All hail this news! And let the joyous shuffling queues For Gentlemanly Jennings' most well found Construction, wherein a penny ope's the gate To Heav'n's mercy and Sanitary waves Received the Gush with seemingly, cool obedience, Enthroning Queen Hygeia in blessed state On Crapper's Rocket: with rapturous ease men's cares Shall flow away when seated at convenience! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bodily Functions #98622 03/14/03 03:39 PM Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,526 Virginia, USA TheFallibleFiend veteran TheFallibleFiend veteran Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,526 Virginia, USA hehehehe, very cute. k Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bodily Functions #98623 03/14/03 03:55 PM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 6,511 lower upstate New York AnnaStrophic Carpal Tunnel AnnaStrophic Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 6,511 lower upstate New York [where's that emoticon for rolling one's eyes?] Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bodily Functions #98624 03/14/03 06:08 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 W wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 Dear RC: I think toilet is often used in U.S. And restroom for public facility more often now than bathroom. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Warning! Puerile post follows... #98625 03/18/03 03:02 PM Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York R Rubrick addict Rubrick addict R Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York And restroom for public facility more often now than bathroom. I find restroom to be a bit of an oxymoron, actually. Especially if you have just eaten chillies or are extremely constipated. Not exactly a restful way to pass your time.... geddit? Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bodily Functions #98626 03/18/03 03:06 PM Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York R Rubrick addict Rubrick addict R Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York This poem, in particular, caught my eye and my fancy Rhuby, I am simultaneously flushed and bowled over by this witty little poem. Excuse me while I take a seat and wipe away the tears before going back to reading my Reader's Digest. That was toilet humour, folks! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Warning! Puerile post follows... #98627 03/18/03 03:07 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 W wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 I'm reminded of graffito seen long ago in a "restroom": "Others may come here to shit and stink. I come here to si;t and think." Realistcally they should be labelled "Sanitary facility". Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Warning! Puerile post follows... #98628 03/18/03 06:03 PM Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,189 Rio Grande, Cape May County, N... WhitmanO'Neill Carpal Tunnel WhitmanO'Neill Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,189 Rio Grande, Cape May County, N... And this little graffiti poem: "Here I sit All broken-hearted, I paid a dime But only farted." Or the AWAD version: "Here I sit All broken-hearted, I made a post But only yarted." Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Warning! Puerile post follows... #98629 03/18/03 07:27 PM Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,624 Utter Placebo, Planet Reebok Capfka Pooh-Bah Capfka Pooh-Bah Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,624 Utter Placebo, Planet Reebok All I ever seem to get is "Phone Mary for a good time: 01933 581818". Not very poetical is it? Neither was Mary, I migh ..... Bugger! - Pfranz Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Warning! Puerile post follows... #98630 03/18/03 07:30 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Faldage Carpal Tunnel Faldage Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Phone Mary Good thing it wasn't Poppaea. She'd a played hell trying to get that zero on there. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4 Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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