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#70800 05/22/02 02:37 PM
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Here's a thread to quote quips found on signage in your local pub, restaurant or bathroom wall (please, no bumper stickers... or I'll YART you )

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"My wife has a drinking problem - ME"

"God made just so many perfect heads
...he covered the rest with hair"

"Avoid hangovers... stay drunk"

"Rehab is for quitters"

...and my favorite...

Wo ich bin ist chaos -
- aber ich kann nicht uberall sein! (I know what it means, but I'll leave the *translation to you pro's)


#70801 05/22/02 03:19 PM
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"Please do not order drinks whilst the bar is in motion."

"We have an arrangement with the local bank:
They do not serve alcohol; we do not cash cheques."


#70802 05/22/02 06:24 PM
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This one creaks, but I still see it: probly cause I keep going to the same bar

"Our service isn't slow and it isn't fast--it's half-fast."


#70803 05/22/02 07:23 PM
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"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder."

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Above a urinal:

"Don't look up here cuz the joke is in your hand!"

Gotta go...


#70804 05/22/02 07:25 PM
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Above a urinal: "Express Lane: Two Beers or Less"



#70805 05/22/02 07:36 PM
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Or not two beers.



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#70806 05/22/02 11:02 PM
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"No Bloody Swearing!"

lusy

#70807 05/23/02 01:38 AM
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Sign over toilet: In case of air raid, hide under here. It hasn't been hit yet!


#70808 05/23/02 11:11 AM
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Risking YART

IITYBMAB


#70809 05/23/02 06:45 PM
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"We are but the intermediaries between the brewer and the sewer"



The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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