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Posted By: Geoff Post deleted by Geoff - 07/04/02 10:03 PM
Posted By: wow Re: Female wisdom - 07/06/02 04:30 PM
Why are jokes denigrating women, especially blondes,so short?

So men can remember them.

Ziiiinnnnggg!

Posted By: inselpeter Re: Female wisdom - 07/07/02 01:55 PM
<<men can see better than they think>>

Then, if women chose intelligence, men could see what they think.

Posted By: marjoram Re: Female wisdom - 07/07/02 02:16 PM
"male wisdom" - an oxymoron?

Posted By: wwh Re: Female wisdom - 07/07/02 03:01 PM
My mother was so bright I could never join the male chauvinists. Regrettably far too
many women use their intellingence only to make some poor male unhappy.

Posted By: wow Re: Female wisdom - 07/07/02 03:35 PM
many women use their intellingence only to make some poor male unhappy.

A little mysogynism oozing to the surface there, Bill?

Posted By: wwh Re: Female wisdom - 07/07/02 08:50 PM
Not by a damsight. A lot of very bright women deliberately choose a man they can
control. The only enjoyment they get out of it is the pleasure of tormenting the poor slob.

Posted By: consuelo Re: Female wisdom - 07/08/02 05:34 AM
Or the freedom to be in charge for a change. That enjoyment gets old after awhile, too. But then, don't many intelligent men often choose women they can control as well?

Posted By: Wordwind Re: Female wisdom - 07/08/02 11:36 AM
And don't two controling spirits choose each other because they enjoy The Battle of the Sexes?

Gosh, "The War of the Roses" comes to mind.

Posted By: wwh Re: Female wisdom - 07/08/02 12:39 PM
Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds,

That's why it can be so painful

Posted By: maverick Re: so painfully true - 07/08/02 07:46 PM
Indeed Bill (and Bill) - that hits the mark.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come…



Edit: some background for scholars like Jackie ;)
“Sonnet 116 is about love in its most ideal form. It is praising the glories of lovers who have come to each other freely, and enter into a relationship based on trust and understanding….”

http://www.shakespeare-online.com/sonnets/116detail.asp


Posted By: FishonaBike Re: so painfully true - 07/08/02 09:48 PM
Nice reference site, mav.

I've always had a soft spot for Sonnet 18 (along with most of the rest of humanity):
http://www.shakespeare-online.com/sonnets/18detail.asp

Appropriate to us lot, because it's all about how words can, as poems, be immortal. Perhaps that's the love that is love and that will not alter when it alteration finds?

Posted By: goat Re: so painfully true - 07/09/02 01:16 AM
From zingers to misogyny to love-poems?
Zingers, anyone? Step right up, ladies, take yer best shots.

Posted By: FishonaBike Re: so painfully true - 07/09/02 08:28 AM
From zingers to misogyny to love-poems?

Yes indeed, goat - in 12 posts, too!

Welcome to AWADia.


Posted By: hev Re: so painfully true - 07/10/02 03:50 AM
Step right up, ladies, take yer best shots.

Happy to oblige... silly man! Asked for it!

Why do men like clever women?
Opposites attract.

Women are more irritable than men, but that's because men are more irritating.

If a man said what he thought he'd be speechless.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy men.


By the way, I haven't had a chance to say WELCOME Goat!

Disclaimer: Taken directly from "The Women's Jokebook" which happens to be sitting on the counter next to my desk. Coincidence?

Posted By: inselpeter Re: so painfully true - 07/10/02 11:03 AM
Why do men like clever women?
Opposites attract.
<<Women are more irritable than men, but that's because men are more irritating.
If a man said what he thought he'd be speechless.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy men.>>

All of which only proves that "female intelligence" is an oxymoron.

[begging for mercy, just playing emoticon]


Posted By: Geoff Post deleted by Geoff - 07/10/02 01:26 PM
Posted By: inselpeter Re: so painfully true - 07/10/02 01:43 PM
<<"The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.">>

Of course, it's the field of battle.

Posted By: wwh Re: so painfully true - 07/10/02 02:31 PM
As the Frenchman said: "Vive la difference!"