Read the rules if you're not sure. The word is haar. Send me your daffynitions by PM by End Of Day EDT next Sunday, Aug 8. That'll be 4AM UTC (AKA GMT) Monday the 9th

when I was in college, I dated a woman whose last name was Haar. don't think I ever learned what it meant, though...

Was she funny?

Har, har, oops, Haar, haar.

@ Buff:

In what may be the most subtle and ridiculous one-up-manship I can imagine, I dated a girl whose last name was Haas.

Haat, anyone?

Haau's that?

Movie star named Lukas Haas, former child star as well.

Hogwash, it's game of two Haavs.

Haaw, Haaw, Haaw! Very funny

Hee Haaw!

There's a Doctor Haas who practices in town here.

it's game of two Haavs. But, but--what about the Haav-nots?

Haay, Jackie. You mean the two Haav-nots? They haav to, too.

They're ballerinas, then?

Edit: Yikes--I'll bet Faldage is pulling his hair out over all of this disrespect to his word!

Shall we haax him?

It's such a word as to invite to wild speculations.
Did I have a fiancé who's name was Haak? With a black eye-patch and an iron hook for a hand?

What?

No wooden Leg or Parrot?

Meanwhile, I must recuse myself.

I'm sure Anna haaz a good reason for recusal.

She'd probably guess right and then y'all'd accuse us of collusion.

Hmm...now what would the "child" be of accuse + collusion?

occlusion?

Sorry--my response has been blocked.

As has my sweater.

Only four daffynitions so far. Deadline is approaching.

I suppose the onnicleonians and limerickenzers must be capable of making up good definitions?

We're trying. (Editorial we, that.)

Branny, did you say, "Oh, Nickelodeons"?

I only have seven daffynitions so far. I'd sure like a few more.

Now eight - thanks
good luck all

We two Jenny's will give Hogwash a spin and that makes ten.

Hi jenny jenny. I haven't got yours. Did you send it to me by PM? Click on my name and, under Contact info click on Send a Private Message.

Oops! I was waiting to vote for the definitions.
Sorry, I will send you my own definition for "haar" in a few minutes.

I'm up to eleven but I'm extending the deadline because I haven't had the time to organize them for proper display. Keep 'em coming.