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this just in via snail-mail from Golden, CO:
An anthropology grad student discovered a remote tribe of very tiny people, only 6 inches tall, known as the Putz. Knowing that nobody would believe him otherwise, he decided to capture some of them and bring them home. So he put several of them in a shoe box and brought them back to the US.
When he got the building where he was to meet with his professor, he decided that the Putz needed some fresh air and sun (after being cooped up in a shoe box for several days) so he left them on the steps to bask in the sun. Wouldn't you know, shortly after he went in, there was a fire in the building, and the alarms went off. All the people came stomping out of the building and smashed all the Putz.
Moral: Don't bask all your Putz in one exit.
Entire Thread Subject Posted By Posted Putz exaptated Jackie 12/20/01 02:06 AM Re: Putz exaptated tsuwm 12/20/01 04:22 AM Re:Written on the Putz wwh 12/20/01 03:15 PM Re:Written on the Putz duncan large 12/20/01 08:08 PM ...so let it be done wofahulicodoc 12/21/01 01:55 AM Re: ...so let it be done TEd Remington 12/21/01 02:15 PM Re: ...so let it be done Keiva 12/21/01 04:11 PM Where do you buy your drugs? of troy 12/21/01 04:45 PM
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