Just don't let him move to Bend, Oregon!
I can see his slogan now: An inch is as good as a smile!
I would guess his chief assistant is Won Hung Lo.
Perhaps there should be a series of movies made about him:
With Six You Get Eggroll
Eight is Enough
A Pack of Tips Now
From Here to Eternity
The Longest Yard
Richard II
Great Expectations
The Tamer of the Shrew
Holmes is the Hunter
Edward Scissorglands
Das a BOOT!
Dear Slayer
8 1/2
The Fresh Connection
For a Few Inches More
All Night Long
The Great White Hope
Stuart Not So Little
Studs Longagain
The Son also Rises
Memphis Belle Ringer
A Man Called Horse
The Seven Ups
Shaft
I Married a Monster from OUter Space
10
Five to Nine
The Sweet Ride
Swing Time
Talk of the Town
Tall in the Saddle
Tenner is the Night
Catch 22
Penis from Heaven
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
The Dirty Dozen
Tortilla Flattener
Tower of London
You CAN Have Everything
Without You I'm Nothing
When Willie Comes Marching Home
Howard's End
What's Up Doc?
What Price Glory?
Remodeling Her Husband
The Man with the Golden Armload
The Proud Peter of Seduction
The Club
A Cockwork Orange
A Dear and Pleasant Stranger
Falstaff
Show Gun
Bat 21
At Last Long Love
Apollo 13
Ten Tall Men
Ten not so Little Indians
This Above All
Thunderball
Titanic
Persaonal Best
Someone has GOT to stop me! I'm beginning to fear for my sanity!
TEd