Just don't let him move to Bend, Oregon!

I can see his slogan now: An inch is as good as a smile!

I would guess his chief assistant is Won Hung Lo.

Perhaps there should be a series of movies made about him:

With Six You Get Eggroll

Eight is Enough

A Pack of Tips Now

From Here to Eternity

The Longest Yard

Richard II

Great Expectations

The Tamer of the Shrew

Holmes is the Hunter

Edward Scissorglands

Das a BOOT!

Dear Slayer

8 1/2

The Fresh Connection

For a Few Inches More

All Night Long

The Great White Hope

Stuart Not So Little

Studs Longagain

The Son also Rises

Memphis Belle Ringer

A Man Called Horse

The Seven Ups

Shaft

I Married a Monster from OUter Space

10

Five to Nine

The Sweet Ride

Swing Time

Talk of the Town

Tall in the Saddle

Tenner is the Night

Catch 22

Penis from Heaven

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

The Dirty Dozen

Tortilla Flattener

Tower of London

You CAN Have Everything

Without You I'm Nothing

When Willie Comes Marching Home

Howard's End

What's Up Doc?

What Price Glory?

Remodeling Her Husband

The Man with the Golden Armload

The Proud Peter of Seduction

The Club

A Cockwork Orange

A Dear and Pleasant Stranger

Falstaff

Show Gun

Bat 21

At Last Long Love

Apollo 13

Ten Tall Men

Ten not so Little Indians

This Above All

Thunderball

Titanic

Persaonal Best

Someone has GOT to stop me! I'm beginning to fear for my sanity!

TEd



TEd