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#207946 - 11/07/12 12:58 PM Don't mess with old people.
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
>OLD PEOPLE DO STILL THINK..............
>IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS ONE- THEN
YOUR DAY WAS WORSE THAN MINE!
>PLEASE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF
SUNSHINE AND LAUGH OUT LOUD!
>What's in the box?
>A little old lady went to the grocery
store to buy cat food.
>She picked up four cans and took them to
the check out counter.
>The girl at the cash register said,
"I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a
>A lot of old people buy cat food to
eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your
>The little old lady went home, picked
up her cat and brought it back to the store.
>They sold her the cat food.
>The next day, she tried to buy two cans
of dog food.
>Again the cashier said "I'm sorry,
but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.
>A lot of old people buy dog food to
eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your
>So she went home and brought in her
>She then was able to buy the dog food.
>The next day she brought in a box with
a hole in the lid.
>The little old lady asked the cashier
to stick her finger in the hole.
>The cashier said, "No, you might
have a snake in there."
>The little old lady assured her that
there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
>So the cashier put her finger into the
box and quickly pulled it out.
>She said to the little old lady,
>"That smells like shit."
>The little old lady said,
>I want to buy three rolls of toilet
mess with old people._________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
Entire topic Subject Posted by Posted Don't mess with old people. LukeJavan8 11/07/12 12:58 PM Re: Don't mess with old people. Candy 11/08/12 08:48 AM
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