I think Jackie has given us the toughest one in a long time. You go, girl. That was great!

If you really want to bug some old man, tell him you dated a Playboy bunny when you were young: “Oh, yeah. In the motel. Me romping between the sheets with Miss February. She wasn’t much at onnicles – the slightest mental challenge befuddled her – but, hey, I didn’t care.” Believe me, lots of old-timers will get nervous and blanch like parchment when you tell them a story like this.

This character starred in short, popular productions. His nemesis and the behind-the-scenes star of these shows are in there, too.


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous