Originally Posted By: ModScop
Ted EdGAR, SON of BING, RID himself of Eric, the not-so-limBER G-MAN, by hiding under a car. HaD AVIS not just rented the sedan it's a sure BET Tom would have gotten away from that oGRE ERic.


(Isn't it "Bette" Davis?)

Onnicle: Poor Jimmy Hauler. He put his last dollar on “Aldo’s Pizza” in the fourth race at Aqueduct, but instead of using Off-Track Betting, he placed his bet in one of those sleazy storefronts in Brooklyn, the kind where a gangster in an over-priced suit guards the door.

Clue: This fellow gambled in '68 and ’76 and lost, but he managed a couple of wins later.

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous