Scrumpdillyiciousness!
Jack and his Wife (the Sprats)
eat the last speck of food
as they make the plate clean.

At restaurants they're surprisingly
Nonconfrontational
they just smile and they eat
never causing a scene.

...the added stipulation of having a person's name as the second line--which really makes things a lot harder!

I'm officially ammending this steenkin' hierarchy to *allow well known couples...