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#97283 - 03/12/03 10:51 AM Re: He was a sole trader.
Coffeebean Offline
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I'm floundering for a clever reply . . .

Did you hear about the dizzy Swede who did not know vertigo?


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#97284 - 03/12/03 11:27 AM Re: He was a sole trader.
Rubrick Offline
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Or the Mexican fireman who called his sons Jose and Hose B?


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#97285 - 03/14/03 04:11 AM Re: He was a sole trader.
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I didn't tell you the whole story about the fishmonger, though. Eventually, he joined with five other fishmongers in a joint business, so that they could achieve economies of scale.


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#97286 - 03/27/03 06:18 PM Re: pun o' the day
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There's a down side to every duck.


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#97287 - 03/29/03 06:05 AM Re: pun o' the day
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That's true if you look at it eider way.


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#97288 - 03/29/03 06:08 AM Re: pun o' the day
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-- and how about the man who fed the seagulls with cannabis?

He left no tern unstoned.


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#97289 - 03/29/03 08:00 AM Re: pun o' the day
Bingley Offline
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.. and the physical fitness trainer who left no stern untoned.

Bingley
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#97290 - 03/29/03 09:08 AM Re: pun o' the day
Wordwind Offline
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In reply to:

...left no stern untoned.


~Bingley

And for anyone who thinks, "You cain't tone bones," well, just consider a xylophone made of toned bones--a bonophone!


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#97291 - 03/31/03 02:58 AM Re: pun o' the day
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-- or one *made of stones - an essential instrument for any rock band.


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#97292 - 03/31/03 09:21 AM Re: pun o' the day
Coffeebean Offline
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Registered: 02/11/03
Posts: 725
Loc: Oregon, USA
There is a stop on the organ called Tibia.

perhaps I should bone up on the etymology . . .


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