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#94102 - 03/12/03 06:47 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
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old hand
Registered: 02/18/02
Posts: 833
Loc: Eastern Ontario, Canada If we are what we eat
which reminds me of a stoopid but fun Austin Powers pick-up line: "If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning...."
I also like these ones:
"Nice legs - what time do they open?"
and
"I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"
and finally
"Do you work at the Post Office, because I thought I saw you checking out my package...."
Not that I would necessarily fall for a guy who used any of these seriously, but.
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#94103 - 03/13/03 03:33 AM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
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member
Registered: 03/02/03
Posts: 104 >"Nice legs - what time do they open?"<
Oh, mY! That is funnY!
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#94104 - 03/27/03 10:20 PM Tees for two
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Carpal Tunnel
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Registered: 06/11/01
Posts: 2636
Loc: Caribbean "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I am not a complete idiot. Some of my pieces are missing."
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#94105 - 05/02/03 04:25 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
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old hand
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Registered: 02/11/03
Posts: 725
Loc: Oregon, USA This thread is getting kind of long, but . . .
I saw one today that was worth sharing:
Let an electrician check your shorts.
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#94106 - 05/02/03 04:53 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
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veteran
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Registered: 01/23/02
Posts: 1523
Loc: Virginia, USA
Reminds me of one that was common to the EEs back in engineering school
"Engineers do it with greater frequency and less resistance."
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#94107 - 05/03/03 01:12 AM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
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Pooh-Bah
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Registered: 06/28/02
Posts: 1624
Loc: Utter Placebo, Planet Reebok OHMy!
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