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If we are what we eat

which reminds me of a stoopid but fun Austin Powers pick-up line: "If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning...."

I also like these ones:

"Nice legs - what time do they open?"

and

"I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"

and finally

"Do you work at the Post Office, because I thought I saw you checking out my package...."

Not that I would necessarily fall for a guy who used any of these seriously, but.


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>"Nice legs - what time do they open?"<

Oh, mY! That is funnY!


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"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"I am not a complete idiot. Some of my pieces are missing."


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This thread is getting kind of long, but . . .

I saw one today that was worth sharing:

Let an electrician check your shorts.


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Reminds me of one that was common to the EEs back in engineering school

"Engineers do it with greater frequency and less resistance."

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OHMy!


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