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#78031 08/27/02 01:22 PM
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mistaking it for peanut butter.

I wasn't so much worried about anyone spreading toilet cleaner on sandwiches as I was about folks trying to clean out the toilet with peanut butter. And I wouldn't think that a Zilder would make either mistake. Never can tell bout them UKns, though. I know ifn they tried to call toilet cleaner *here there'd be lawyer meat on the hoof for a month of Sundays.


#78032 08/28/02 10:14 PM
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clean out the toilet with peanut butter

Yeah, I've heard tell that Jif is the brand-name for a supposedly good USn peanut butter, but we haven't evolved much beyond SunPat over this side of the Pond - and let's face it, eating SunPat's pretty much like eating heavily sugared and salted glue with a few wood-shavings and bits of grit thrown in.

We also have Jif lemons over here - actually squeezable plastic lemons (don't start ) filled with something vaguely related to lemon juice. Very popular on Shrove Tuesday. Rarely used to clean toilets. Though come to think of it, they may clean toilets fairly well.

I doubt Jif of either variety could shift SunPat peanut butter though, even from the shiniest of surfaces. Wasn't that the problem with the Hubble mirror?


#78033 08/29/02 08:23 AM
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I doubt Jif of either variety could shift SunPat peanut butter though, even from the shiniest of surfaces.

The several possible connotations of the above sentence are enough to turn even the strongest of stomachs.....


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