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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Jack and Linda (another terrible joke) #72159 06/08/02 01:52 AM Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 833 Eastern Ontario, Canada M modestgoddess OP old hand OP modestgoddess old hand M Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 833 Eastern Ontario, Canada Geoff's deliciously horrible Brewster the Rooster pun reminds me of another (merely because both are word plays!): The office supervisor was having a terrible time with a decision that had been handed down to him by his superior. Because of downsizing, he had to lay off one of his two data processors. He had to choose between Jack and Linda, and because both did such great work, he just couldn't decide which. Finally he made up his mind - to leave it to fate. The dirty deed had to be done on Monday, so whichever of the two of them went to the water cooler first was the one that would have to go. It was arbitrary but it was the best he could come up with. Monday morning rolled around, and Linda got to work before Jack. She looked terrible, like she'd really partied hard over the weekend, and yup, there she went to the water cooler for a little rehydration. The supervisor walked up to her and said, "Linda, I'm really sorry, but I'm faced with a difficult decision. I have to lay you or Jack off." Linda replied, "Then would you please jack off, I've got a terrible headache." Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Jack and Linda (another terrible joke) #72160 06/08/02 02:07 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,533 Likes: 1 Worcester, MA W wofahulicodoc Carpal Tunnel wofahulicodoc Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,533 Likes: 1 Worcester, MA ...and another one with no comeback...{/yellow] Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Jack and Linda (another terrible joke) #72161 06/08/02 02:15 AM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 275 W wordcrazy enthusiast wordcrazy enthusiast W Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 275 Sorry, Geoff, I thought Rooster the Brewster was unbeatable, but this one is good, too. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Jack and Linda (another terrible joke) #72162 06/08/02 02:16 AM Joined: May 2002 Posts: 33 arosebyanyname newbie arosebyanyname newbie Joined: May 2002 Posts: 33 Language is the apparel in which your thoughts parade in public. Never clothe them in vulgar and shoddy attire. -Dr. George W. Crane Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. (have been... ------  Words from medicine  Beheading words  Meta-words  Words from classical mythology  Animal Safari  Words with unusual etymologies  Eponyms or words derived from p...  Loanwords from German  English as a global language Print Thread Switch to Threaded Mode Show Likes Link Copied to Clipboard View Profile Private Message Follow User Forum Posts Like Summary View Profile Private Message Follow User Forum Posts Like Summary View Profile Private Message Follow User Forum Posts Like Summary View Profile Private Message Follow User Forum Posts Like Summary Forum Statistics Forums16 Topics13,913 Posts229,316 Members9,182 Most Online3,341 Dec 9th, 2011 Newest Members Ineffable, ddrinnan, TRIALNERRA, befuddledmind, KILL_YOUR_SUV 9,182 Registered Users Who's Online Now 0 members (), 621 guests, and 0 robots. Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod Top Posters(30 Days) wofahulicodoc 30 A C Bowden 13 LukeJavan8 1 ddrinnan 1 Top Posters wwh 13,858 Faldage 13,803 Jackie 11,613 tsuwm 10,542 wofahulicodoc 10,533 LukeJavan8 9,916 Buffalo Shrdlu 7,210 AnnaStrophic 6,511 Wordwind 6,296 of troy 5,400

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