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#70800 - 05/22/02 10:37 AM Bar Time
musick Carpal Tunnel Registered: 12/24/00 Posts: 2658 Loc: Chicago	Here's a thread to quote quips found on signage in your local pub, restaurant or bathroom wall (please, no bumper stickers... or I'll YART you ) ----------------- "My wife has a drinking problem - ME" "God made just so many perfect heads ...he covered the rest with hair" "Avoid hangovers... stay drunk" "Rehab is for quitters" ...and my favorite... Wo ich bin ist chaos - - aber ich kann nicht uberall sein! (I know what it means, but I'll leave the *translation to you pro's)
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#70801 - 05/22/02 11:19 AM Re: Bar Time
RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah Registered: 08/23/00 Posts: 2204	"Please do not order drinks whilst the bar is in motion." "We have an arrangement with the local bank: They do not serve alcohol; we do not cash cheques."
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#70802 - 05/22/02 02:24 PM Re: Bar Time
slithy toves enthusiast Registered: 01/29/02 Posts: 320 Loc: Sarasota, Florida, US	This one creaks, but I still see it: probly cause I keep going to the same bar "Our service isn't slow and it isn't fast--it's half-fast."
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#70803 - 05/22/02 03:23 PM Re: Bar Time
musick Carpal Tunnel Registered: 12/24/00 Posts: 2658 Loc: Chicago	"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder." -------------- Above a urinal: "Don't look up here cuz the joke is in your hand!" Gotta go...
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#70804 - 05/22/02 03:25 PM Re: Bar Time
AphonicRants enthusiast Registered: 04/09/02 Posts: 200	Above a urinal: "Express Lane: Two Beers or Less"
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#70805 - 05/22/02 03:36 PM Re: Bar Time
TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Registered: 07/17/00 Posts: 3467 Loc: Marion NC	Or not two beers. _________________________ TEd
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#70806 - 05/22/02 07:02 PM Re: Bar Time
lusy member Registered: 03/16/00 Posts: 140 Loc: Melbourne, Australia	"No Bloody Swearing!" lusy
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#70807 - 05/22/02 09:38 PM Re: Bar Time
Geoff old hand Registered: 11/12/00 Posts: 819 Loc: Portland,Oregon, USA	Sign over toilet: In case of air raid, hide under here. It hasn't been hit yet!
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#70808 - 05/23/02 07:11 AM Re: Bar Time
Faldage Carpal Tunnel Registered: 12/01/00 Posts: 13657	Risking YART IITYBMAB
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#70809 - 05/23/02 02:45 PM Re: Bar Time
Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Registered: 11/13/00 Posts: 3146 Loc: Northamptonshire, England	"We are but the intermediaries between the brewer and the sewer" _________________________ The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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