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#70800 - 05/22/02 10:37 AM Bar Time
musick Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/24/00
Posts: 2658
Loc: Chicago
Here's a thread to quote quips found on signage in your local pub, restaurant or bathroom wall (please, no bumper stickers... or I'll YART you )

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"My wife has a drinking problem - ME"

"God made just so many perfect heads
...he covered the rest with hair"

"Avoid hangovers... stay drunk"

"Rehab is for quitters"

...and my favorite...

Wo ich bin ist chaos -
- aber ich kann nicht uberall sein! (I know what it means, but I'll leave the *translation to you pro's)


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#70801 - 05/22/02 11:19 AM Re: Bar Time
RhubarbCommando Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 08/23/00
Posts: 2204
"Please do not order drinks whilst the bar is in motion."

"We have an arrangement with the local bank:
They do not serve alcohol; we do not cash cheques."


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#70802 - 05/22/02 02:24 PM Re: Bar Time
slithy toves Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 01/29/02
Posts: 320
Loc: Sarasota, Florida, US
This one creaks, but I still see it: probly cause I keep going to the same bar

"Our service isn't slow and it isn't fast--it's half-fast."


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#70803 - 05/22/02 03:23 PM Re: Bar Time
musick Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/24/00
Posts: 2658
Loc: Chicago
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder."

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Above a urinal:

"Don't look up here cuz the joke is in your hand!"

Gotta go...


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#70804 - 05/22/02 03:25 PM Re: Bar Time
AphonicRants Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 04/09/02
Posts: 200
Above a urinal: "Express Lane: Two Beers or Less"



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#70805 - 05/22/02 03:36 PM Re: Bar Time
TEd Remington Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 07/17/00
Posts: 3467
Loc: Marion NC
Or not two beers.

_________________________
TEd

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#70806 - 05/22/02 07:02 PM Re: Bar Time
lusy Offline
member

Registered: 03/16/00
Posts: 140
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
"No Bloody Swearing!"

lusy

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#70807 - 05/22/02 09:38 PM Re: Bar Time
Geoff Offline
old hand

Registered: 11/12/00
Posts: 819
Loc: Portland,Oregon, USA
Sign over toilet: In case of air raid, hide under here. It hasn't been hit yet!


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#70808 - 05/23/02 07:11 AM Re: Bar Time
Faldage Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/01/00
Posts: 13799
Risking YART

IITYBMAB


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#70809 - 05/23/02 02:45 PM Re: Bar Time
Capital Kiwi Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 11/13/00
Posts: 3146
Loc: Northamptonshire, England
"We are but the intermediaries between the brewer and the sewer"

_________________________
The idiot also known as Capfka ...

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