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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Don't do it, girl! #55747 02/08/02 01:36 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 M maverick OP Carpal Tunnel OP maverick Carpal Tunnel M Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 Mobile phones: a condom substitute... Catholic women in Poland are signing up to receive text messages warning them not to have sex. The contraception advice service texts them when they are ovulating and at their most fertile to cut the number of unwanted pregnancies. Poland is 90 per cent Catholic, so this could become a rather popular service. We await the Pope’s thoughts on what will probably be called ‘contratextion'..! thx to jon@silicom.com Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Don't do it, girl! #55748 02/08/02 01:38 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Faldage Carpal Tunnel Faldage Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Reminds me of the old joke: What do you call people who practice the rhythm method of birth control? Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Don't do it, girl! #55749 02/08/02 03:14 PM Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 320 Sarasota, Florida, US S slithy toves enthusiast slithy toves enthusiast S Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 320 Sarasota, Florida, US Parents. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Don't do it, girl! #55750 02/08/02 03:22 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Faldage Carpal Tunnel Faldage Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Gold star to the toves. Share it amongst yerselves Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Don't do it, girl! #55751 02/08/02 06:25 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC Humph, that is SO 20th century! Here's how I would do it: When the fertile time comes around, the phone just switches itself from ringer to vibrator mode. TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Don't do it, girl! #55752 02/09/02 06:13 AM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England Then there was the old joke about the Italian woman living in Britain who was told about the ban on contraception included in the latest load of Papal bull. Her response was "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules!" Well, it tickled my sense of humour. The idiot also known as Capfka ... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Don't do it, girl! #55753 02/09/02 03:53 PM Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 688 A Angel addict Angel addict A Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 688 Please notice, ladies of the board, that with the possible exception of slithy toves, this entire thread has been the men of the board, making jokes about contraception, and getting pregnant! Harrumph®! Whom do I pay royalties to for that one? Post edit...I have since discovered, that slithy toves is indeed male! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Don't do it, girl! #55754 02/09/02 06:20 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Faldage Carpal Tunnel Faldage Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 this entire thread has been the men of the board, You bragging or complaining? [white] Whom do I pay royalties to for that one? [/white] The lovely AnnaS. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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