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stales, That was more than likely Jeff Foxworthy, the king of redneck one-liners  and, I believe, the author of the lines quoted by tsuwm in his start-up post.
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re: The only other groups that seem to be able to laugh at themselves are New Zealanders and computer nerds.
speaking for blondes... we object to blonde jokes, and then point out we know a better one, and did you hear about the blonde out walking in the country?
they came upon some tracks, and one blonde said --"I took a course in natural survival, i learned, if you study the tracks, you can figure out what kind of aninmal made them!"
so the second blonde said "do you want to try?"
the oncoming train killed them before they could figure it out
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If a blonde and a brunette fall out of the window of a 50-storey building at the same time, which one will hit the ground first? Well, the brunette, of course, because the blonde would have to stop and ask the way ...
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The only other groups that seem to be able to laugh at themselves are New Zealanders and computer nerds.
I resemble that statement!! We Aussies are better than those K1W1s (ok, CK, MAx, with the exception of the current series of cricket)... even at laughing at ourselves  .
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Howye fokes,
That terrable Goldilocks (the one what has me life ruined), is a blonde, ya know.
One day she was on an elevator with her brunette frend.
On the third floor a man got on who was grate looken altagather but unfortunately they both noticed he has a bad case of dandruff.
The man got off on the 6th floor.
Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to Goldilocks and said, "Ya know, someone should give that fella Head & Shoulders."
To which Loxy replied, "How do ya give Shoulders?"
Now fer ye!
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Dear Ted: Sorry to hear you don't get any scalp treatments now.
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Howya Dr Bill
I'm keepen me little snouteen clean this weather an keepen outa trouble. I don't want ta have ta go back ta the Borstal fer Bold Bears again.
Be seein ya
GT
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Dear Ted: You sound like the guy whose fat girlfriend sagged, but didn't give. Stay away from Borstal, the accomodations are not comfy.
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We Aussies are better than those K1W1s (ok, CK, MAx, with the exception of the current series of cricket)... even at laughing at ourselves
Sorry?!
Dooon't do it Max! It only encourages them ... [Ngggggah! -e]
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