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Just got this on the news and couldn't resist. Another woman has been arrested in Somerset, NJ (ya gotta love this state, don't ya!) for attempting to cut off her husband's you-know-what with a large kitchen knife.  She claims he did it to himself so he could accuse her of doing it????   But I don't think that'll ever stand-up in court!  (And, hey mav, Somerset County, you got outta dere just in time, mate!)  Meanwhile...LOL!...they reported that the man works as a meat slicer at the local Shop-Rite supermarket! oh, I can't take it!.....who scripted this, anyway!? Well, maybe we'll add another new word or two to the language out of this one when all is said and done... so there you are, more bobbittry from the fine state of New Jersey!
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attempting to cut off her husband's you-know-what
"attempting"? Detail, please.
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Detail, please. You've got to be kidding! Well, okay then...I believe they said it was a 1/2 inch cut, she (or he) didn't quite get it, while he was sleeping. A rude awakening! Now, whether a 1/2 inch wound seriously impaired the gentleman or not, I don't know. Connie, after posting those pictures you better stay out of this conversation!
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Well, I saw it through Picasso's eyes. I said it before, I haven't lost any to frostbite, so why would I bobbitize? I wouldn't dream of harming a hair.........well, you know the rest of that saying. 
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A limp lingam would be hard to cut.
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Reminds me of the Bobbitt joke - a stales' favourite...
Lorena's just done the deed..
Runs screaming from the room clutching knife and severed member
Jumps in her car (still clutching things), roars off down the road.
Realises what she'd got in her hand, screams and throws it out the window.
Member bounces off the windscreen of a passing car...
Driver of other car expostulates "Jeeez - didja see the size of the dick on that bug!!!"
ahem
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Would "Bobbitt" qualify as an aptronym?
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my favorite was about how Bobbitt wanted to change his name after the attach-- he didn't want to always be associated with Bobbitt..
So he is changed it to Les Johnson..but that name didn't work for him, so now he is Willy Dunnin?
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my favorite was about how Bobbitt wanted to change his name after the attach. Helen, you're wonderful!...think about it.
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