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#5356 - 08/17/00 03:18 PM Not in the operating room!
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
Tsuwm's Q & A post, plus a recent weekly theme gave me this idea, which I hope will lead to some good laughs:
What are some things you do NOT want to hear
in the operating room?
#5357 - 08/17/00 04:34 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Loc: Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U...
"Does that organ look like a pink elephant to you, too?"
#5358 - 08/17/00 07:28 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Loc: lower upstate New York
"delirium tremens?" yeah... I... uh... l-learned th-that t-term in m-med school"
#5359 - 08/18/00 12:24 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
What did you say this patient's name was?
#5360 - 08/18/00 05:37 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
"Sancho, now don't tell me this is a windmill... chaaarge!"
#5361 - 08/18/00 07:22 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
"Was that the right or the left?"
#5362 - 08/18/00 08:13 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Loc: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
I'm sorry, will someone please remind me whether we're changing this woman into a man or this man into a woman?
#5363 - 08/18/00 08:58 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Loc: Mountain West, USA
Who's turn is it for a donut run?
#5364 - 08/18/00 12:12 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
#5365 - 08/18/00 12:17 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Loc: this too shall pass
"why does that monitor keep flashing "ILLEGAL OPERATION"?
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