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#5356 - 08/17/00 03:18 PM Not in the operating room!
Jackie Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 11582
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
Tsuwm's Q & A post, plus a recent weekly theme gave me this idea, which I hope will lead to some good laughs:

What are some things you do NOT want to hear
in the operating room?

"Oops".




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#5357 - 08/17/00 04:34 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Jazzoctopus Offline
old hand

Registered: 07/03/00
Posts: 1094
Loc: Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U...
"Does that organ look like a pink elephant to you, too?"


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#5358 - 08/17/00 07:28 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
AnnaStrophic Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 6511
Loc: lower upstate New York
"delirium tremens?" yeah... I... uh... l-learned th-that t-term in m-med school"


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#5359 - 08/18/00 12:24 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Bingley Offline
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Registered: 04/09/00
Posts: 3065
Loc: Jakarta
What did you say this patient's name was?

Bingley
_________________________
Bingley

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#5360 - 08/18/00 05:37 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Avy Offline
old hand

Registered: 06/23/00
Posts: 724
"Sancho, now don't tell me this is a windmill... chaaarge!"


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#5361 - 08/18/00 07:22 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Jackie Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 11582
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
"Was that the right or the left?"


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#5362 - 08/18/00 08:13 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
paulb Offline
addict

Registered: 03/17/00
Posts: 460
Loc: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
I'm sorry, will someone please remind me whether we're changing this woman into a man or this man into a woman?


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#5363 - 08/18/00 08:58 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Brandon Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/16/00
Posts: 218
Loc: Mountain West, USA
Who's turn is it for a donut run?


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#5364 - 08/18/00 12:12 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
william Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 07/12/00
Posts: 200
damn ventricles!


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#5365 - 08/18/00 12:17 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
tsuwm Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 04/03/00
Posts: 10472
Loc: this too shall pass
"why does that monitor keep flashing "ILLEGAL OPERATION"?


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