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#39777 09/01/01 01:03 AM
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I just did a goofy kinda net search and found that in Toronto there's a Dr Stubbs, whose specialty is penis elongation. Top that!


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Dr. Stubbs

Top that!!? NOOO WAY! Great, Geoff! I'm rollllling! LOL Plus!


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I might be able to top that, but not off the top of my head.
When my daughter was born, her pediatricians were Dr. Scarey and Dr. Lamb. They played good Doc, bad Doc.


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Geoff notes that in Toronto there's a Dr Stubbs, whose specialty is penis elongation

Superb, Geoff -- but shouldn't you have posted that in the thread for "Maximizxing Value"?


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Dr Stubbs, whose specialty is penis elongation

--- shouldn't you have posted that in the thread for "Maximizxing Value"?


You, as a lawyer, are trained to be more logical than I. Also, I suppose you're more cock-sure of yourself. (Now there's an expression I don't hear much anymore; is it common anywhere these days?)

Now, more on-thread, there's a town here in Oregon named Boring. Years ago, as one entered town, one was greeted with a sign for the Boring Gospel Hall. Ah, truth in advertising!


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Well said, Geoff; you have chosen the right place for this subject, and have properly put me in my place. -- Keiva


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>I just did a goofy kinda net search and found that in Toronto there's a Dr Stubbs, whose specialty is penis elongation. Top that!

Enough of the inappropriate posts. This is rubbing me the wrong way!!! (laughing until I cry emoticon)



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Just don't let him move to Bend, Oregon!

I can see his slogan now: An inch is as good as a smile!

I would guess his chief assistant is Won Hung Lo.

Perhaps there should be a series of movies made about him:

With Six You Get Eggroll

Eight is Enough

A Pack of Tips Now

From Here to Eternity

The Longest Yard

Richard II

Great Expectations

The Tamer of the Shrew

Holmes is the Hunter

Edward Scissorglands

Das a BOOT!

Dear Slayer

8 1/2

The Fresh Connection

For a Few Inches More

All Night Long

The Great White Hope

Stuart Not So Little

Studs Longagain

The Son also Rises

Memphis Belle Ringer

A Man Called Horse

The Seven Ups

Shaft

I Married a Monster from OUter Space

10

Five to Nine

The Sweet Ride

Swing Time

Talk of the Town

Tall in the Saddle

Tenner is the Night

Catch 22

Penis from Heaven

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

The Dirty Dozen

Tortilla Flattener

Tower of London

You CAN Have Everything

Without You I'm Nothing

When Willie Comes Marching Home

Howard's End

What's Up Doc?

What Price Glory?

Remodeling Her Husband

The Man with the Golden Armload

The Proud Peter of Seduction

The Club

A Cockwork Orange

A Dear and Pleasant Stranger

Falstaff

Show Gun

Bat 21

At Last Long Love

Apollo 13

Ten Tall Men

Ten not so Little Indians

This Above All

Thunderball

Titanic

Persaonal Best

Someone has GOT to stop me! I'm beginning to fear for my sanity!

TEd



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Just don't let him move to Bend, Oregon!

No, no, tED, he straightens 'em out! He should live in Farewell Bend. (Yes, there IS such a place)

Oh, you forgot to mention the movie, The Name of The Hose

'S Weenie Todd

the old soap opera, The Hung and The Restless

Pee T 109

Amistud

Then there's that high-priced dildoe, Le Coq D'or

Alas, Dr Stubbs' given name is Robert, not Richard. It would be adding insult to injury to Bob Stubbs, now wouldn't it?


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Ted, how'd we both overlook the most obvious of all - Free Willie?

And Consuelo, there's a very well-known children's writer named Richard Scarry. Spelled differently, but pronounced the same as your doctor.

Doctors Carver, Cutter, and Hacker to triage...


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