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#210857 - 05/09/13 12:31 PM Re: Bellyaching [Re: Tromboniator]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
Very clever, Peter!

There was a Scots poacher from Skye
Who did the gamekeeper spy.
"Sich a braw moonlicht night
Makes avoidance quite right:
We'll hae nae poached salmon to fry!"

COSTAL - COUCHANT


Edited by Rhubarb Commando (05/09/13 12:31 PM)
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#210882 - 05/11/13 03:24 PM It could happen. [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1494
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
A contortionist nammed Rosa Higginbottom
Was contorting for bucks in Gomorrah and Sodom
She bent into a Moebius state
A couchant twist with no excape
With her own costal bone stuck fast to her bottom

JEALOUS - JERK

Very clever, J.J. smile


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#210993 - 05/17/13 12:03 PM Re: It could happen. [Re: jenny jenny]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
JEALOUS - JERK

With a jerk I came back to real life
From trying to spy on my wife.
When I fell from a bin
I did my leg in:
-Being jealous is too much hard work!

DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
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#211037 - 05/20/13 03:19 PM Take my wife.... please take my wife. [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1494
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi

Now when I married I married with a legal *disclaimer*
I could leave her only if someone else would claimer
She's quite a looker the best you'll ever meet
She swears like a sailor 'tho kind and discreet
Vain, she looks into her mirror only: I don't blame her.

PRECIS - PRESCIENCE

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#211038 - 05/20/13 03:53 PM Re: It could happen. [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
BranShea Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 5282
Loc: Netherlands, the Hague
In the meantime this wife acted very discreet
tripping lightly along the dark side of the street
his maimedness became her
unfailing disclaimer
for what some might regard as a mean sneaky cheat.

Edit: After logging in I saw the words were taken. I just do the side show then and leave the words the words.

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#211062 - 05/21/13 11:29 AM Re: It could happen. [Re: BranShea]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
I'm glad you posted it, Branny - even if j.j. pipped you to the post - yours is too good to miss out. Especially on top of j.j.'s nice one.
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#211063 - 05/21/13 11:34 AM Re: It could happen. [Re: wofahulicodoc]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
I'd a fifty-line poem on mind:
Here, just a Précis you'll find.
As I stopped in the street
A tile fell at my feet
My prescience had treated me kind!

UNLISTED - UNPALATABLE
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#211167 - 05/26/13 03:42 PM Telephonic tactics [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 810
Loc: Alaska
I keep my home number unlisted.
Telemarketers, though, have persisted.
They think I'm gullible.
It's unpalatable.
I put screams on the tape – they've desisted.

CHARGED – CHASER

No, I don't really have a tape machine anymore.

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#211169 - 05/26/13 04:35 PM Re: Telephonic tactics [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6295
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Excellent idea, tho', Peter.
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#211170 - 05/26/13 05:17 PM Re: Telephonic tactics [Re: wofahulicodoc]
teepee Offline
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Registered: 05/20/13
Posts: 25
Loc: New Zealand
Awaiting at bar to be charged
impropriety alcoholically enlarged
washed down with a chaser
I'm no prevaricator
Drunk way too much- but recharge!

DISCOMBOBULATED- DESPAIR

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