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#209835 - 02/28/13 02:05 AM Awfully groanworthy
Jackie Carpal Tunnel Registered: 03/15/00 Posts: 11578 Loc: Louisville, Kentucky	Punography When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. PMS jokes aren't funny; period. We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. Velcro - what a rip off! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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#209838 - 02/28/13 04:09 AM Re: Awfully groanworthy [Re: Jackie]
BranShea Carpal Tunnel Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 5248 Loc: Netherlands, the Hague	Of all possible word wits puns are the puniest. imo
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#209840 - 02/28/13 06:24 AM Re: Awfully groanworthy [Re: Jackie]
Rhubarb Commando old hand Registered: 11/13/11 Posts: 1016 Loc: Lancaster, UK	I know for every pun I shed I'll be severely punïshed; Then I shall seek some puny shed In which to lay my punish'd 'ead. _________________________ I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#209844 - 02/28/13 11:56 AM Re: Awfully groanworthy [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
LukeJavan8 Carpal Tunnel Registered: 06/23/08 Posts: 5268 Loc: Land of the Flat Water	JJ - that list crossed my desk some weeks back, but I did not think to post it: thanks for doing so. Though, truth be said, I cannot take too many of them. _________________________ ----please, draw me a sheep----
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#209846 - 02/28/13 01:15 PM Re: Awfully groanworthy [Re: LukeJavan8]
BranShea Carpal Tunnel Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 5248 Loc: Netherlands, the Hague	Do you perhaps mean Jackie Jackie Luke?
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#209857 - 02/28/13 07:50 PM Re: Awfully groanworthy [Re: BranShea]
Tromboniator addict Registered: 05/10/10 Posts: 690 Loc: Alaska	Originally Posted By: BranShea Of all possible word wits puns are the puniest. imo It is my very good fortune that my wife does not agree with you!
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#210082 - 03/22/13 09:32 AM Re: Awfully groanworthy [Re: Jackie]
A C Bowden journeyman Registered: 10/22/10 Posts: 75 Loc: London, UK	I once heard a wise observation On how to improve education: "If children have ardour, They'll want to try harder – They just need enough aspiration".
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#210083 - 03/22/13 10:25 AM Re: Awfully groanworthy [Re: BranShea]
LukeJavan8 Carpal Tunnel Registered: 06/23/08 Posts: 5268 Loc: Land of the Flat Water	Originally Posted By: BranShea Do you perhaps mean Jackie Jackie Luke? You've lost me on that one,Bran. When time passes on a post I forget my original thought. I am not of fan of puns, however, if that helps. _________________________ ----please, draw me a sheep----
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#210085 - 03/22/13 11:01 AM Re: Awfully groanworthy [Re: A C Bowden]
jenny jenny addict Registered: 06/05/10 Posts: 611 Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi	Simply said and simply true, AC. So we should simply go and inject their little simple minds with ardour.
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