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#214967 - 05/04/14 11:12 PM Armageddon Thwarted [Re: jenny jenny]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi

Papadiabolous The Devil
Covets imagery of a world that's level
Evil winds this week visited my neighberhood
Now my imprecation to him is - I vow to be good
He hates that


MARCONIGRAM - MARIMBA

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#214970 - 05/05/14 07:35 AM We interrupt this broadcast [Re: jenny jenny]
Tromboniator Online   content
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 821
Loc: Alaska
I received a late marconigram,
Sent to me by the King of Siam.
The marimba ringtone
On my ancient iPhone
Told me it was deleted as spam.

FIXED – FLAP

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#214990 - 05/06/14 11:14 PM Interrupt this broadcast and the Mafia will... [Re: Tromboniator]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
What's all the flap about prize fights being fixed?
Fight One: Clay was dancing Sonny was deep-sixed
Fight Two: Sonny, a draft-dodging Mohammad fought
Sonny made Round One; one more than he ought
Did he dive? 'My ass ain't bullet proof' Sonny said
Six years later they found Sonny Liston drugged and dead.

HEPCAT - HEIRESS





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#216671 - 05/12/14 11:20 PM …and all that jazz. [Re: jenny jenny]
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 821
Loc: Alaska
A billionaire globe-trotting heiress
Owns a yacht with a five-acre terrace,
Cavorts with hepcat
And smokes crack in her flat.
The fact is, I just couldn't care less.

Didn't we do that pair not so long ago?

TEMPLE – TENTACLE

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#216685 - 05/13/14 09:04 PM Was yesterday Groundhog Day? I can't remember. [Re: Tromboniator]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi


Most of the words I read I'll never utter
So I clean my brain daily so as not to clutter
Brain tentacles near my temples
Remove worthless words and pimples
I look good but sometimes I stuh...stuh...stutter

DIMINUENDO - DINKY



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#216812 - 05/25/14 10:56 AM The Last Ride of Poncho and Cisco [Re: jenny jenny]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi


The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
We'd sing and drink tequila in my dinky adobe hacienda
I'd say "Oh, Cisco"
He'd say "Oh, Pancho"
A happy innuendo of life were we
As we rode Diablo and Loco into the sunset... diminuendo

RADIATE - QUIT

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#216818 - 05/26/14 01:39 AM Re: The Last Ride of Poncho and Cisco [Re: jenny jenny]
Tromboniator Online   content
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 821
Loc: Alaska
Haven't been back to my dictionary or my computer since I wrote this last night, but it's code and lonely if I don't share it.

It does me no good to pretend, so
I've never played games by Nintendo.
As I age skill gets dinky
From my thumb to my pinky.
Flexibility? Diminuendo.

RADIATE - QUIT

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#216855 - 05/29/14 12:25 PM Re: Pithy comment [Re: wofahulicodoc]
A C Bowden Offline
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Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 261
Loc: London, UK
Disc jockeys should radiate wit;
If they cannot do that, they should quit.
I'm often appalled
At the platitudes drawled
By some coolly self-satisfied git.

GRAPPLE – GRUMBLE


Edited by A C Bowden (05/29/14 12:28 PM)

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#216885 - 06/02/14 01:57 AM Pithy Ditty from Diddy-wah-Diddy [Re: A C Bowden]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi


As I walk through an orchard enroute to the chapel
I stop and curse living under love's plan to baffle
When I said I love you I lied
When you said I'll leave you I cried
Should I mumble grumble "yes" or go grapple an apple?

QUACK - QUEEN

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#216886 - 06/02/14 04:35 AM Check, please! [Re: jenny jenny]
Tromboniator Online   content
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 821
Loc: Alaska
I thought you effete, and a quack
From your timid, untutored attack.
Yet you ravished my queen
From a quarter unseen;
Then you mated my king from the back!

GOUGE – GRAIN

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