#203480 - 11/24/11 12:15 PM
Re: On a scale of one too large
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
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Now you should give two words to be used by the
next person. Usually, tho' the roolz change
here everytime someone posts them, are the first
and last words on a paper dictionary page.
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#203483 - 11/24/11 04:59 PM
Re: On a scale of one too large
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Registered: 11/13/11
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Yep - I just realised that and have come back toot sweet to remedy the ommission - mea culpa and sorry to y'all.  YOUTHFUL - ZENITH
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#203484 - 11/24/11 07:16 PM
In decline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 693
Loc: Alaska
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YOUTHFUL - ZENITH Prude alert. The fact is, I'm well past my zenith,
Not a popular guy to be seen with.
You see, to be truthful
My equipment's not youthful:
I just can't get a rise from my penith.
Edit: I jutht can't get a writhe…
LOPE – LOTTERY
Edited by Tromboniator (11/24/11 07:19 PM)
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#203495 - 11/25/11 12:12 PM
Bringing hope for the afflicted -
[Re: Tromboniator]
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old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
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If a lope’s now your usual gait
And love’s lottery’s made you sedate
You your member can agra-
vate using viagra
And find, once again, you can mate!
ANNICUT - ANOTHER
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#203675 - 12/05/11 01:07 PM
Re: One thing after another…
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Carpal Tunnel
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The computer made a printout for our friend Bill,
but the ink ran out and the machine went still.
"That's so probable", he said in a rush,
"Always happens to me, makes my work all mush.
Coming to work today just ain't no thrill"!
SACKFUL/SADDLE
Edited by LukeJavan8 (12/05/11 01:10 PM)
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#203678 - 12/05/11 03:28 PM
A Seasonal Message
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old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
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But not in Limerick, this time!
A sackful of Presents
A team of reindeer
Some snow-covered land and
A hint of mulled beer,
Saint Nick in the saddle
Beaming with good cheer:
All’s right with the World
Merry Christmas, My Dear!
CHARACTERISTIC - CHARM
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#203809 - 12/13/11 11:09 AM
Re: A Seasonal Warning
[Re: Tromboniator]
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Kipling’s Indian friend, Gunga Din,
Decided to visit his kin.
But he rode on a tigress
And from his trip had to digress
When no-one would let the pair in.
SPLENETIC - SPOKE
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Re: A Seasonal Warning [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
you guys sure have the gift for humour and rhyme.
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