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#203480 - 11/24/11 12:15 PM Re: On a scale of one too large [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6043
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Now you should give two words to be used by the
next person. Usually, tho' the roolz change
here everytime someone posts them, are the first
and last words on a paper dictionary page.
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#203483 - 11/24/11 04:59 PM Re: On a scale of one too large [Re: LukeJavan8]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
Yep - I just realised that and have come back toot sweet to remedy the ommission - mea culpa and sorry to y'all. blush

YOUTHFUL - ZENITH
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#203484 - 11/24/11 07:16 PM In decline [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 780
Loc: Alaska
YOUTHFUL - ZENITH

Prude alert.

Click to reveal..
The fact is, I'm well past my zenith,
Not a popular guy to be seen with.
You see, to be truthful
My equipment's not youthful:
I just can't get a rise from my penith.

Edit: I jutht can't get a writhe…


LOPE – LOTTERY


Edited by Tromboniator (11/24/11 07:19 PM)

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#203495 - 11/25/11 12:12 PM Bringing hope for the afflicted - [Re: Tromboniator]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK

If a lope’s now your usual gait
And love’s lottery’s made you sedate
You your member can agra-
vate using viagra
And find, once again, you can mate!

ANNICUT - ANOTHER
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#203665 - 12/05/11 01:49 AM One thing after another… [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 780
Loc: Alaska
ANNICUT – ANOTHER

Daniel drove to the stream, to the anni-
Cut built to be sold to his granny.
He was starting another
To sell to his mother.
He did not give a dam, did our Danny.

PRINTOUT – PROBABLE


Edited by Tromboniator (12/05/11 06:28 AM)

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#203675 - 12/05/11 01:07 PM Re: One thing after another… [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6043
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
The computer made a printout for our friend Bill,
but the ink ran out and the machine went still.
"That's so probable", he said in a rush,
"Always happens to me, makes my work all mush.
Coming to work today just ain't no thrill"!



SACKFUL/SADDLE


Edited by LukeJavan8 (12/05/11 01:10 PM)
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#203678 - 12/05/11 03:28 PM A Seasonal Message [Re: LukeJavan8]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
But not in Limerick, this time!

A sackful of Presents
A team of reindeer
Some snow-covered land and
A hint of mulled beer,
Saint Nick in the saddle
Beaming with good cheer:
All’s right with the World
Merry Christmas, My Dear!

CHARACTERISTIC - CHARM
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#203688 - 12/05/11 11:28 PM A Seasonal Warning [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 780
Loc: Alaska
CHARACTERISTIC – CHARM

St. Nick has an interesting characteristic -
Which, I suppose, only adds to his charm:
He arrives at a speed not much short of ballistic,
Causing the dogs to sound off with alarm.

He lifts to the roof by a force that is mystic,
Then grinds to a stop, to my shingles does harm.
If yet again he shows up to do this trick,
I'm climbing up there and busting his arm.

DIGRESS – DIN


Edited by Tromboniator (12/05/11 11:29 PM)

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#203809 - 12/13/11 11:09 AM Re: A Seasonal Warning [Re: Tromboniator]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
Kipling’s Indian friend, Gunga Din,

Decided to visit his kin.

But he rode on a tigress

And from his trip had to digress

When no-one would let the pair in.


SPLENETIC - SPOKE
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#203873 - 12/19/11 09:23 PM Re: A Seasonal Warning [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
Candy Offline
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Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Luke, Peter and Rhuby...good posting grin you guys sure have the gift for humour and rhyme.

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