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#208391 - 12/18/12 10:45 AM Canfectioner's Delight [Re: Tromboniator]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
There is no confection more tasty
Than a beautiful bowlful of Hasty
Pudding with fruit
And nutmeg to suit:
It certainly beats soggy pastry!

WEIGHT - WELFARE


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#208394 - 12/19/12 04:25 AM The trouble with homonyms. A one trick poemy [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
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Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
To speak English write, right it instead
We say "die" they hear "dye" or "Lady Di"
"weight is pronounced "wait"
"wait" is pronounced "weight"
Now I must say farewell, welfare, or good-bye
smile

GRABEN - GRAND MARCH

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#208400 - 12/19/12 06:32 PM Antics [Re: jenny jenny]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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The walls of the graben were steep
And the floor of the trench was so deep.
With their breath in short pante
The Grand March of the ants
Up the side of the gutter did creep.

DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
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#208401 - 12/19/12 07:34 PM Re: Antics [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
jenny jenny Offline
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For that one, Rhubert, I appoint you...
Grand Marshall of the Grand March of the Ants. cool Hurrah!

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#208405 - 12/20/12 07:55 AM Re: Antics [Re: Jackie]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Loc: Lancaster, UK
Do I kneel before you to accept it? wink
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#208406 - 12/20/12 09:23 AM Re: Antics [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
jenny jenny Offline
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Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Yes, if you can't kowtow, kneel.
I would like that, I've never seen a lowly ant kneel. smile

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#208407 - 12/20/12 12:14 PM Re: Antics [Re: jenny jenny]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6611
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
You should see my Aunt.
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#208408 - 12/20/12 12:38 PM Re: Antics [Re: Jackie]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
You have an Aunt called Neil?
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#208410 - 12/20/12 12:53 PM Re: Antics [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6611
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Neil, Nell, Knoll, her mind ain't too good, she don't even know.
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#208414 - 12/21/12 12:53 AM Them Mayans. They sure knew how to tell a joke! [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
jenny jenny Offline
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Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi

I sit in my missle silo retreat
Got plenty ammo and lots to eat
On my container
Is a disclaimer
[If the world doesn't end please be discreet]

whistle


MAYAN - MEALYBUG

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