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The truth about Lady Godiva:
She slicked down her hair with saliva;
She threw off her coat,
Saddled up her best goat,
Then she took on Tom Peep for a fiva.
CODEX - COGNIZANT
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That last line. I stood up and shouted a laugh and I've never shouted a laugh before now. Thanks, Tromboniator.
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You're welcome, jj. I had nearly the same reaction when I thought of it.
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"I am cognizant", said the librarian,
A distinguished and wise antiquarian,
"Of the fact that this tome –
An old codex from Rome –
Was defaced by a Gaulish barbarian".
GROAT – GROTESQUE
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Wonderful, yes, but strange. What are the odds that a Podunk village like London would have two great limerick masters? I'm not saying that Rhubarb Commando is A C Bowden and vice versa. I'm just saying...  Ever see then on the same stage at the same time? 
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My mum once went to a very snobby airforce ball dressed....or should that be 'undressed'! as Lady Godiva, Peter. She wore a flesh coloured swimsuit and a long blonde wig. She even rode in on a real horse. She got a standing ovation.
Loved both of your limericks and AC, yours reminded me of the Asterix stories I enjoyed.
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PS...you got me thinking now jenny jenny. I havent seen them both at the same time....and they are the yin and yang of each other.
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I rarely see Rhuby in London (though, in truth, I've never been there), but "great limerick master" is certainly fitting. Candy – you're right, I've never seen the two together, either. Makes you wonder.
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I never ran across either of them when I was in London, of
course the pubs I was in there was singing not limerick
composing.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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