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#207935 - 11/05/12 11:26 AM Re: Doping Scandal [Re: jenny jenny]
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Carpal Tunnel
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5266
Loc: Land of the Flat Water I won't argue that one. Candy is all that and more._________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#207936 - 11/05/12 01:24 PM Re: Doping Scandal [Re: Tromboniator]
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journeyman
Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 75
Loc: London, UK CHASER – CHECKER
Don Juan was a passionate necker
(That word isn't in my spell-checker).
A chaser of girls
And the spouses of earls,
He proved an adroit marriage-wrecker.
INSIDE – INSTANCE
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#207942 - 11/06/12 08:22 PM Cross-dressing rhymes with mnemonics [Re: A C Bowden]
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addict
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 608
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi "King Phy can order fresh grits served fried"
Linnaean ordering initially implied
Sometimes the inside is out
For instance give this a shout
"Nazi's used shadeskin Jews; moral everday virtues misapplied"
Answers:1)Kingdom phylum order family genus species form
2)Reverse order of the eight planets
SKIT - SLACKER
Edited by jenny jenny (11/08/12 10:54 PM)
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#207964 - 11/09/12 04:08 AM Unblemished performance [Re: jenny jenny]
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 690
Loc: Alaska The students put on a great skit,
Performed with aplomb and cool wit,
Except for a slacker
Who sat in the back, her
Whole focus on popping a zit.
KEY – KICK
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#207970 - 11/09/12 12:45 PM Re: Unblemished performance [Re: Tromboniator]
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Carpal Tunnel
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5266
Loc: Land of the Flat Water Not on her ipad, ipod, cellphone, blackberry??????
Shocking._________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#207973 - 11/09/12 10:04 PM Re: Blemished performance [Re: Tromboniator]
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journeyman
Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 75
Loc: London, UK There was a young cook who got flustered,
And poured key lime juice in the custard.
His boss said "You're thick,
And deserve a good kick –
Quite frankly, you can't cut the mustard".
LOVE – LOWEST
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#207974 - 11/09/12 11:22 PM Busting to go.... [Re: A C Bowden]
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Pooh-Bah
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Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under That cook has a case for harassment AC
I did this one for key/kick....
On returning home, Ivy fumbled for the key
With arms full of groceries she needed to pee
The door she did kick
By now she was frantic
to get to the loo instead of the laun'dry
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#207975 - 11/10/12 01:28 AM I don't care too much for money [Re: A C Bowden]
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addict
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 690
Loc: Alaska I said to her, "Whither thou goest
I 'll go, though thou to-est and fro-est."
She rejected my love
With a sneer and a shove.
It turns out that my bid was the lowest.
PLUNDERAGE – POCKET
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#207985 - 11/11/12 10:52 AM I don't care if he's a thief, as long as he's a... [Re: Tromboniator]
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 608
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi ...respected thief.![]()
Paul was a professional pick pocket
Picking pockets was on Paul's daily docket
But Paul's client's felt umbrage
So he switched his plunderage
Now Paul's a stock broker in the Stock Market![]()
AIN'T - AIRPLANE
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#207987 - 11/11/12 12:47 PM Re: I don't care if he's a thief, as long as he's a... [Re: jenny jenny]
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Carpal Tunnel
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5266
Loc: Land of the Flat Water C'est magnifique!_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
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