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#207935 - 11/05/12 11:26 AM Re: Doping Scandal [Re: jenny jenny]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6402
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
I won't argue that one. Candy is all that and more.
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#207936 - 11/05/12 01:24 PM Re: Doping Scandal [Re: Tromboniator]
A C Bowden Offline
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Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 221
Loc: London, UK
CHASER CHECKER

Don Juan was a passionate necker
(That word isn't in my spell-checker).
A chaser of girls
And the spouses of earls,
He proved an adroit marriage-wrecker.

INSIDE INSTANCE

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#207942 - 11/06/12 08:22 PM Cross-dressing rhymes with mnemonics [Re: A C Bowden]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
"King Phy can order fresh grits served fried"
Linnaean ordering initially implied
Sometimes the inside is out
For instance give this a shout
"Nazi's used shadeskin Jews; moral everday virtues misapplied"

Answers:1)Kingdom phylum order family genus species form
2)Reverse order of the eight planets

SKIT - SLACKER


Edited by jenny jenny (11/08/12 10:54 PM)

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#207964 - 11/09/12 04:08 AM Unblemished performance [Re: jenny jenny]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 817
Loc: Alaska
The students put on a great skit,
Performed with aplomb and cool wit,
Except for a slacker
Who sat in the back, her
Whole focus on popping a zit.

KEY KICK

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#207970 - 11/09/12 12:45 PM Re: Unblemished performance [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6402
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Not on her ipad, ipod, cellphone, blackberry??????
Shocking.
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#207973 - 11/09/12 10:04 PM Re: Blemished performance [Re: Tromboniator]
A C Bowden Offline
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Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 221
Loc: London, UK
There was a young cook who got flustered,
And poured key lime juice in the custard.
His boss said "You're thick,
And deserve a good kick
Quite frankly, you can't cut the mustard".

LOVE LOWEST

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#207974 - 11/09/12 11:22 PM Busting to go.... [Re: A C Bowden]
Candy Offline
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Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
That cook has a case for harassment AC wink

I did this one for key/kick....

On returning home, Ivy fumbled for the key
With arms full of groceries she needed to pee
The door she did kick
By now she was frantic
to get to the loo instead of the laun'dry

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#207975 - 11/10/12 01:28 AM I don't care too much for money [Re: A C Bowden]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 817
Loc: Alaska
I said to her, "Whither thou goest
I 'll go, though thou to-est and fro-est."
She rejected my love
With a sneer and a shove.
It turns out that my bid was the lowest.


PLUNDERAGE POCKET

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#207985 - 11/11/12 10:52 AM I don't care if he's a thief, as long as he's a... [Re: Tromboniator]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
...respected thief. cool


Paul was a professional pick pocket
Picking pockets was on Paul's daily docket
But Paul's client's felt umbrage
So he switched his plunderage
Now Paul's a stock broker in the Stock Market cool

AIN'T - AIRPLANE

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#207987 - 11/11/12 12:47 PM Re: I don't care if he's a thief, as long as he's a... [Re: jenny jenny]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Posts: 6402
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
C'est magnifique!
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