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#20448 - 03/02/01 08:38 AM Re: Describing your job
Sparteye Offline
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I tried being a lawyer, briefly, but it didn't suit me.
Next was psychology, but I didn't have the patience.
Then I accepted a position as state executioner, but I couldn't get the hang of it.
Now I work in a laundry, and my career is completely washed up.


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#20449 - 03/02/01 08:58 AM Re: Bach
Faldage Offline
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Blaues Gras (hi Faldage!)

Hi, Anna

Denn alle Fleisch ist Blaues Gras?

Sorry I couldn't fit es in there


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#20450 - 03/02/01 11:32 AM Re: Describing your job
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I used to be a printer but computers stamped it out;
So I tried information technology but I couldn't stay interested in IT.

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#20451 - 03/02/01 02:36 PM Re: Describing your job
Alex Williams Offline
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I was a surgeon but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave.
So then I became a pathologist, but that whole career just seemed dead.
Then I became a urologist, but all day I had to deal with a bunch of d*cks and a**holes. [doh!]
Next I tried my hand at being an infectious diseases specialist, but I just got sick of the job.
I tried my hand at being a pediatrician, but everyone was so childish.
I worked for awhile as a gastroenterologist, but I just couldn't stomach it.
I thought about trying to become a neurologist, but I just didn't have the nerve.

So now I am an oncologist. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me.


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#20452 - 03/02/01 02:43 PM below the fold posts
Sparteye Offline
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"Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave."

You see, Dr Bill, we are paying attention! Either that, or it's time to buy a lottery ticket.


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#20453 - 03/02/01 08:15 PM Re: passing gas
wwh Offline
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But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope.

Thanks, Sparteye.


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#20454 - 03/03/01 07:29 AM Re: passing gas
Alex Williams Offline
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RE: "But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope"

MRSA sakes alive, that sounds VRE bad! (Somebody stop me, please.)


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#20455 - 03/03/01 05:59 PM Re: Describing your job
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I worked in a mental hospital but did not want to be a sick iatrist.


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