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#20448 - 03/02/01 08:38 AM Re: Describing your job
Sparteye Pooh-Bah Registered: 01/05/01 Posts: 1773	I tried being a lawyer, briefly, but it didn't suit me. Next was psychology, but I didn't have the patience. Then I accepted a position as state executioner, but I couldn't get the hang of it. Now I work in a laundry, and my career is completely washed up.
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#20449 - 03/02/01 08:58 AM Re: Bach
Faldage Carpal Tunnel Registered: 12/01/00 Posts: 13667	Blaues Gras (hi Faldage!) Hi, Anna Denn alle Fleisch ist Blaues Gras? Sorry I couldn't fit es in there
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#20450 - 03/02/01 11:32 AM Re: Describing your job
Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Registered: 11/13/00 Posts: 3146 Loc: Northamptonshire, England	I used to be a printer but computers stamped it out; So I tried information technology but I couldn't stay interested in IT. _________________________ The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#20451 - 03/02/01 02:36 PM Re: Describing your job
Alex Williams Pooh-Bah Registered: 01/05/01 Posts: 1814 Loc: Spam Factory	I was a surgeon but I just couldn't cut it. Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave. So then I became a pathologist, but that whole career just seemed dead. Then I became a urologist, but all day I had to deal with a bunch of dcks and a*holes. [doh!] Next I tried my hand at being an infectious diseases specialist, but I just got sick of the job. I tried my hand at being a pediatrician, but everyone was so childish. I worked for awhile as a gastroenterologist, but I just couldn't stomach it. I thought about trying to become a neurologist, but I just didn't have the nerve. So now I am an oncologist. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me.
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#20452 - 03/02/01 02:43 PM below the fold posts
Sparteye Pooh-Bah Registered: 01/05/01 Posts: 1773	"Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave." You see, Dr Bill, we are paying attention! Either that, or it's time to buy a lottery ticket.
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#20453 - 03/02/01 08:15 PM Re: passing gas
wwh Carpal Tunnel Registered: 01/18/01 Posts: 13858	But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope. Thanks, Sparteye.
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#20454 - 03/03/01 07:29 AM Re: passing gas
Alex Williams Pooh-Bah Registered: 01/05/01 Posts: 1814 Loc: Spam Factory	RE: "But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope" MRSA sakes alive, that sounds VRE bad! (Somebody stop me, please.)
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#20455 - 03/03/01 05:59 PM Re: Describing your job
wwh Carpal Tunnel Registered: 01/18/01 Posts: 13858	I worked in a mental hospital but did not want to be a sick iatrist.
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