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#20448 - 03/02/01 08:38 AM Re: Describing your job
I tried being a lawyer, briefly, but it didn't suit me.
Next was psychology, but I didn't have the patience.
Then I accepted a position as state executioner, but I couldn't get the hang of it.
Now I work in a laundry, and my career is completely washed up.
#20449 - 03/02/01 08:58 AM Re: Bach
Blaues Gras (hi Faldage!)
Denn alle Fleisch ist Blaues Gras?
Sorry I couldn't fit es in there
#20450 - 03/02/01 11:32 AM Re: Describing your job
Loc: Northamptonshire, England
I used to be a printer but computers stamped it out;
So I tried information technology but I couldn't stay interested in IT._________________________
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
#20451 - 03/02/01 02:36 PM Re: Describing your job
Loc: Spam Factory
I was a surgeon but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave.
So then I became a pathologist, but that whole career just seemed dead.
Then I became a urologist, but all day I had to deal with a bunch of d*cks and a**holes. [doh!]
Next I tried my hand at being an infectious diseases specialist, but I just got sick of the job.
I tried my hand at being a pediatrician, but everyone was so childish.
I worked for awhile as a gastroenterologist, but I just couldn't stomach it.
I thought about trying to become a neurologist, but I just didn't have the nerve.
So now I am an oncologist. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me.
#20452 - 03/02/01 02:43 PM below the fold posts
"Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave."
You see, Dr Bill, we are paying attention! Either that, or it's time to buy a lottery ticket.
#20453 - 03/02/01 08:15 PM Re: passing gas
But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope.
#20454 - 03/03/01 07:29 AM Re: passing gas
Loc: Spam Factory
RE: "But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope"
MRSA sakes alive, that sounds VRE bad! (Somebody stop me, please.)
#20455 - 03/03/01 05:59 PM Re: Describing your job
I worked in a mental hospital but did not want to be a sick iatrist.
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