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#202702 - 10/02/11 01:15 AM Latin Lover... [Re: LukeJavan8]
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Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Now you all know I'm not the best at this game, so when you laugh....I hope its in a good way smirk



An old Latin gentleman named Rufous
gave into his urgings numerous

with his protruding wet muzzle
he was on for a nuzzle

and carnal knowledge made him adulterous


SERVICE SEXTING

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#202706 - 10/02/11 11:04 AM Re: Latin Lover... [Re: Candy]
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Registered: 06/23/08
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Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Certainly good, funny, too.
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#202751 - 10/06/11 04:12 AM Dig it. [Re: Candy]
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Loc: Alaska
SERVICE — SEXTING

I thank Charity Doright for texting
All the mourners; let's see, what's the next thing?
I'm a little bit nervous:
My first burial service.
Oh! I must thank the sexton for sexting!

CLEAR — CLICK

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#202761 - 10/07/11 08:40 AM I dig it. [Re: Tromboniator]
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ha ha....I am visualising that situation.

How many times do you hear people say 'wedding' when they meant 'funeral' and visa versa. I'm putting it down to nerves!

And some say....visualize your audience naked......as a way to get over your 'nerves'....maybe thats why the sexton thought 'his message' would help smirk

Love it Peter.

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#202783 - 10/10/11 02:18 AM Re: I dig it. [Re: Candy]
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Loc: Alaska
Interesting concept — and not what I meant! grin


Edited by Tromboniator (10/10/11 02:20 AM)

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#202785 - 10/10/11 10:10 AM Re: I dig it. [Re: Jackie]
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Pooh-Bah

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Loc: down under
well....you never know how people are going read what you write!
I guess thats how misunderstanding occur LOL.

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#203303 - 11/17/11 03:04 PM In sickness and in ... [Re: Tromboniator]
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Loc: Lancaster, UK
I've been most exceedingly sick,
Throat and nose filled with mucous so thick
But now I'm quite clear
And I'm sure I can hear
The sound of a mouse's paws click.

Sorry ! Forgot to put the next words in. blush

WEIGHT - WELLADAY


Edited by Rhubarb Commando (11/18/11 05:32 AM)
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#203470 - 11/24/11 06:38 AM On a scale of one to ten… [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 782
Loc: Alaska
WEIGHT-WELLADAY

This diet's all food that tastes great;
I can't seem to lose any weight!
I keep filling my tray
Till I'm stuffed! Welladay!
I keep hoping they'll serve meals I hate.

INSCRIPTION – INSTALL


Edited by Tromboniator (11/24/11 06:39 AM)

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#203471 - 11/24/11 07:11 AM Re: On a scale of one to ten… [Re: Jackie]
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Loc: Lancaster, UK
Oh, I like this one!
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#203479 - 11/24/11 12:12 PM Re: On a scale of one too large [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
A Monument planned for our Hall,
To celebrate Lauren Bacall,
Was of lofty description
For a lengthy inscription
But too massive by far to install
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