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#207137 - 09/15/12 03:15 AM Re: Hat Trick [Re: jenny jenny]
Tromboniator Offline
old hand

Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 818
Loc: Alaska
That was the first one I wrote.

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#207142 - 09/16/12 08:37 AM Re: Hat Trick [Re: Jackie]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
I cant choose, I like them all.

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#207175 - 09/17/12 11:19 AM Re: Hat Trick [Re: Candy]
jenny jenny Offline
veteran

Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
ROCOCO - ROBIN

An ornithologist from Acapulco
Built a fancy birdhouse a la rococo
But when the red red robin
Didn't come bob bob bobbin
Hobos moved in filling it a la in toto

GORILLA - GRABBING

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#207177 - 09/17/12 02:37 PM Re: Hat Trick [Re: jenny jenny]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
old hand

Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
You've beat me to it, JJ! I had nearly got the following when you pipped me to the post!

When the postman is lobbin'
Cards with snowflake and robin
Through my door, I go loco!
They're all so roccoco
In style - I start sobbin'.

So - here goes:

A grabbing old Hun named Attila
Whose manners were like a goriila
'Til he visited spain
Where the locals did train
Him to savour a fine Manzanilla.

ROPEY - ROSETTE


Edited by Rhubarb Commando (09/19/12 11:04 AM)
Edit Reason: to right a wrong - sorry jj - I got carried away!
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#207180 - 09/17/12 11:13 PM Cutting edge [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
Tromboniator Offline
old hand

Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 818
Loc: Alaska
The artiste tried to make a rosette
Out of tar, acetone, and fishnet.
The results were so ropey
He gave up all hope. He
Now tests razor blades for Gillette.

FAERIE FAKE

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#207181 - 09/18/12 05:28 AM Re: Cutting edge [Re: Tromboniator]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
old hand

Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
This one really has had me laughing out loud!
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#207182 - 09/18/12 06:30 AM Re: Cutting edge [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
Tromboniator Offline
old hand

Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 818
Loc: Alaska
Than which there is no higher praise.

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#207183 - 09/18/12 11:06 AM Re: Cutting edge [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6437
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Yes, good one Peter.
I can just "see" the rosette.
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#207185 - 09/18/12 06:44 PM A sad tale [Re: LukeJavan8]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
old hand

Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
Too sad for a mere Limerick - so you get a eight line versicle.

The Faerie Queen appears on stage
With wand and sequins and a page!
Her elbows creak, her knees both ache
Hair and bosom, both are fake.
People leave when curtain falls;
Just empty wrappers in the stalls.
With make up off and dressed in beige,
Exeunt: A Woman of - a Certain Age.
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#207187 - 09/18/12 06:53 PM Re: A sad tale [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1074
Loc: Lancaster, UK
and the next two -

LIBERAL - LICH (or LYCH) [as in lych gate]
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