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#200414 - 06/11/11 01:00 PM Re: a limerick [Re: LukeJavan8]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5279
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Poor Maggie had a bleeding fistula which
left her feeling much like she lived in a ditch
but she promised to stay
firmly on meds every day
till her life returned to near perfect pitch.



EARLY/EASE

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#200432 - 06/12/11 08:17 PM Re: a limerick [Re: LukeJavan8]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 690
Loc: Alaska
She slipped off to bed a bit early
To escape the young man, big and burly.
As she lay at her ease,
She remembered his pleas
Which she though rather pompous and squirrely.

GRASS/GRAVEROBBER

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#200454 - 06/13/11 01:33 PM Re: a limerick [Re: Jackie]
beck123 Offline
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Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
Why, thank you, Sir, he replied from Le Grand Bois du Nord
_________________________
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous

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#200455 - 06/13/11 01:41 PM Re: a limerick [Re: Jackie]
beck123 Offline
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Bob was a compulsive graverobber
(No everyday merchant or jobber.)
Whenever he'd pass
Freshly-overturned grass
It was all he could do not to slobber.

MINIMUM - MINK
_________________________
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous

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#200470 - 06/14/11 04:18 AM Re: a limerick [Re: beck123]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 690
Loc: Alaska
She likes to wear absolute minimum
While she dances and drones out a tinny hum.
She dons a mink stole
which hides her pink shoul-
ders but shows off a lot of her skinny tum.

PIDGIN-PIG LATIN

How do you like that?

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#200481 - 06/14/11 11:19 AM Re: a limerick [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5279
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Wow - lots of variation.

And----I had enough trouble with real Latin much less this
stuff...I'll try to have a go.
_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----

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#200490 - 06/15/11 07:00 AM Re: a limerick [Re: Jackie]
Candy Offline
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Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Some good laughs to be had on this page, Luke. Peter and Beck...thanks!

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#200539 - 06/18/11 02:20 PM Re: a limerick [Re: Jackie]
beck123 Offline
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Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
Right now I can't go on-line every day,
But here's a quick thought for you anyway:
From L.A. to Manhattan
There are rhymes for "Pig Latin,"
But it's hard to make rhymes using "idginpay."

LAMINATE - LANDED
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous

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#200550 - 06/18/11 10:35 PM Re: a limerick [Re: beck123]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 690
Loc: Alaska
Icelynay andledhay!

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#200551 - 06/18/11 10:54 PM Re: a limerick [Re: beck123]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 690
Loc: Alaska
The starship is made of some laminate,
But their force field won't let us examine it.
Since the aliens landed
Guess-work has expanded,
And science is generally damnin' it.

CLEMENCY-CLICK

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