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#200085 - 05/28/11 11:02 AM Re: a limerick [Re: Candy]
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5281
Loc: Land of the Flat Water Good to have you here, again, beck. The Limericks got you
going? Some sort of compulsion to post one??????
You're great, keep them coming._________________________
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#200090 - 05/28/11 06:51 PM Re: a limerick [Re: Jackie]
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Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA I've learned that one never should scoff
At a chance to eat seafood pilaf
(This b-rhyming couplet
Could be an octuplet,
But then the whole meter'd be off.)
RASP - RATATOUILLE_________________________
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#200093 - 05/28/11 09:40 PM Re: a limerick [Re: beck123]
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Loc: Land of the Flat Water A seasoned stew of eggplant and squash,
green pepper, tomato and meat that's quash'd.
Called Ratatouille
and that ain't no hooey.
Road kill, rasp. Breathless,choke, rasp,quash,squash.
Sorry about this one. I'm not very good at this.
If anybody wants ratatouille/rasp: have at it.
or RASCAL/RATION_________________________
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#200098 - 05/29/11 06:01 AM Re: a limerick [Re: Jackie]
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Posts: 1705
Loc: down under No...they are all very good. If the purpose is to make a rhyme and to make me laugh....they do both.
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#200112 - 05/30/11 02:10 PM Re: a limerick [Re: LukeJavan8]
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Loc: Alaska An under-sexed-handsome young rascal
Found lovemaking a terrible hasscal.
Unless he could ration
His paramour's passion,
Bedtime became such a fiascal.
AGENDA/AGO
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#200113 - 05/30/11 08:23 PM Re: a limerick [Re: Tromboniator]
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Carpal Tunnel
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Loc: Land of the Flat Water LOVE IT.
Happy Memorial Day._________________________
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#200196 - 06/03/11 07:04 PM Re: a limerick [Re: Jackie]
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Loc: Florida, USA An old couple, Mary and Joe,
Went out, like they’d done years ago.
‘Twas on their agenda
To unite their pudenda,
But they fell asleep after the show.
TRAIT - TRAPPER_________________________
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#200199 - 06/03/11 09:40 PM Re: a limerick [Re: beck123]
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Loc: Louisville, Kentucky There once was a young man named Trapper
Who always did like to look dapper;
His very worst trait:
fell asleep on a date;
and now he is known as the napper.
DIVERGE--DJELLABA
Heh heh heh.
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#200200 - 06/03/11 10:26 PM Re: a limerick [Re: Jackie]
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Loc: Land of the Flat Water A princess of a tribe of indaba,
sat on her veranda clothed in djellaba.
Many suiters there were,
enamored of her.
Til diverged her melons were casaba.
CONCERN/CONCOCT
Edited by LukeJavan8 (06/03/11 10:27 PM)_________________________
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#200204 - 06/03/11 10:55 PM Re: a limerick [Re: LukeJavan8]
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Posts: 690
Loc: Alaska She got his tight zipper unlocked,
From his trousers she got him unfrocked.
Her major concern was
To rapidly learn jus'
What pleasure she might there concoct.
TEPEE/TERMINAL
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