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#194298 - 11/27/10 10:21 PM Re: Welcome! [Re: Jackie]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6437
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Originally Posted By: Jackie
Sneaking in: FTR, I haven't heard a peep from Ms. Double-J. Sigh.



People should not be so thin-skinned, but then neither is it right
for some people to be rude to others.
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#194364 - 11/29/10 05:03 PM another dumb rhyme [Re: LukeJavan8]
Coffeebean Offline
old hand

Registered: 02/11/03
Posts: 725
Loc: Oregon, USA
There once was a fellow named Leon:
His enemies thought him a peon.
But in a fight rough and frictional
His actions proved far from fictional;
And they found his blood to be colder than Freon.


KIDNEY - KINDLY

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#194367 - 11/29/10 05:12 PM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: Coffeebean]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
I just want to say.....I'm loving reading this thread but I suck at making up my own rhymes....so cant contribute frown

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#194371 - 11/29/10 09:33 PM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: Jackie]
beck123 Offline
addict

Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
Uh-oh. A frank and vulgar conversation between two friends. Don't look if that doesn't sound like your sort of limerick.

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Lee's neighbor, his life-long friend, Sydney,
Asked Lee if he might have Lee's kidney.
"I hope you don't mind, Lee,"
Sid asked him most kindly.
Lee answered, "F**k you! Are you kiddin' me?"

GUILTY - GUMMA
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#194377 - 11/30/10 06:35 AM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: beck123]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Originally Posted By: beck123
Uh-oh. A frank and vulgar conversation between two friends. Don't look if that doesn't sound like your sort of limerick.


I'm guilty and ROFLMHO @ you 123

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#194385 - 11/30/10 07:17 AM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: Candy]
bexter Offline
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Registered: 11/17/10
Posts: 677
Loc: Middle Earth
A guilty young man he once found,
A rather disagreeable mound,
'Oh no a gumma!'
He cried to his mamma,
And fainted right there on the ground.

COTERMINOUS + COTTONMOUTH
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#194434 - 11/30/10 04:43 PM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: Jackie]
beck123 Offline
addict

Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
His dentist had sadly forgotten
To pack Al's tooth sockets with cotton.
Mouth, once hale, grew verminous
In the sockets coterminous,
And his jawbone began to go rotten.

INTRUDE - INVENTION
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous

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#194563 - 12/03/10 02:28 PM Re: I like to rhyme and do it all the time... [Re: beck123]
crash Offline
stranger

Registered: 09/29/10
Posts: 20
A bone of contention
Requiring ample comprehension
To relieve the tension,
Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Her ability to inspire a multitude
Is often misconstrued, seeming to intrude
And even pooh-poohed.
Relax and try not to come unglued.

plump - podium

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#194564 - 12/03/10 02:51 PM Re: I like to rhyme and do it all the time... [Re: Jackie]
beck123 Offline
addict

Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
When the young lady stood at the podium,
She observed her reflection with odium.
"My God! I've grown plump!
I can't see past my rump!
I will just have to lay off the sodium."

GRIGRI - GRIZZLY
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous

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#194611 - 12/05/10 07:11 PM rhyme is sublime; limerick's a subtler trick [Re: Jackie]
beck123 Offline
addict

Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
No vulgarity, but pretty darned off color, nonetheless.

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"Let's stop Lee, I have to go tee-tee,"
Bob said as he looked at his grigri.
"Golly gee whiz, Lee
You're as rough as a grizzly.
With a knot in it, how can I pee-pee?"


DAYBREAK - DEADFALL
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