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#196234 - 01/15/11 09:30 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Jackie]
Sparteye Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 01/05/01
Posts: 1773
Oh, don't let me interfere with your fun. I was just poking at you a bit, because that is the prerogative of the ancient.

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#196281 - 01/17/11 04:20 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Sparteye]
bexter Offline
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Registered: 11/17/10
Posts: 677
Loc: Middle Earth
hmmm CARD and CARL...

I think I shall abandon my (pretty rubbish) limericks and leave those to Beck...much better at it than me!

A young Scottish carl was quite interestingly facially scarred - must have been that hit on the head with a large metal card

ahaha!

PLATICIZER + PLATYPUS

(sorry but those were the words!)
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#197143 - 02/08/11 03:37 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Jackie]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 818
Loc: Alaska
A snobbish old platypus kaiser
had a wife, but he seemed to despise 'er:
She was too short at court;
but I'm pleased to report
he invented a re-platicizer.

(Sorry, but I can't find a definition for that word. Apparently I'm not alone.)

CHROME DOME + CHRYSANTHEMUM

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#197159 - 02/08/11 11:07 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6440
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
There was a teacher with a chrome dome
Stopped by a fence on his way home,
Looking to smell the roses
He found only chrysanthemums,
said "they'll do in a pinch, as would my pate do a comb."
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#197160 - 02/08/11 11:08 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: LukeJavan8]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6440
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Pathetic I know. I'm none to good with limericks.
But I had a favorite teacher once whom everyone called
Chrome Dome, and I had to give it a try.

Someone can do better: keep the same words

CHROME DOME / CHRYSANTHEMUM


Edited by LukeJavan8 (02/08/11 11:10 AM)
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#197215 - 02/09/11 07:43 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: LukeJavan8]
Avy Offline
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Registered: 06/23/00
Posts: 724
What's wrong with it? All the apostrophe's are in place wink. I think you should chose a new pair of words for the next player.

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#197236 - 02/10/11 11:00 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Avy]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6440
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Thanks Avy. I appreciate your kindness.


PEARL - PEDAGOGUE
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#197561 - 02/20/11 05:20 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: LukeJavan8]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Originally Posted By: LukeJavan8
Pathetic I know. I'm none to good with limericks.


No, it inspired me to have a go.....


The editor of the local newspaper called Pearl,
was asked to print a epitaph and gave it a whirl
the title was 'The Pedagogue'
and was such a long monologue
it ended up making people want to hurl.


(and ▼ was the alternative)

Said my aunt who was called Pearl,
'In my day, schoolgirls never went for a whirl'.
'er father was once a pedagogue
known for his evangelistic sermons in the synagogue.
That was enough to make any young gentleman, squi'rrel.


QUEEN + RAFFLED

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#197565 - 02/20/11 07:46 AM names have been changed to protect the innocent [Re: Candy]
wofahulicodoc Online   content
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 4867
Loc: Worcester, MA

QUEEN - RAFFLED


You've heard about Ellery Queen.
He'd show up at any crime sceen.
The clues could be raffled
Policemen were baffled
But Ellery never has been.


POL - POT

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#197570 - 02/20/11 11:16 AM Re: names have been changed to protect the innocent [Re: wofahulicodoc]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6440
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Good! Both!
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