#192014 - 07/22/10 04:37 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
[Re: olly]
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I remember the "first to see the sun rise" claims back
at the turn of the century/millenia. I believe Kiribati,
the Pacific Island nation, won the claim, tho' I'm not sure.
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#192018 - 07/22/10 07:51 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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It's futile to try to annoint
One spot as Earth's easternmost point.
It's a big sphere, by golly,
And our "date" line's just folly;
So let's not get our nose out of joint.
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#192034 - 07/23/10 08:29 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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Here, Here!
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#192043 - 07/24/10 12:53 AM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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INCESTUOUS - INCOGNITO
The intercourse of the Sun and the Earth is not incestuous
Whether or not the Sun encircles us is decided just by us
An ancient racetrack builder even yet incognito
Drew a line across a track and presto we got "go"
There are lines for mathematicians and lines for the rest of us.
IRONCLAD - ISLAMIC
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#192049 - 07/24/10 10:39 AM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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Our generals are now hurling iron,
Clad in battle garb - 't'swhat they get high on.
Sure, the war's not atomic,
And the foe is Islamic,
But for now it's what they must get by on.
[...not to be mistaken for my actual sentiments, but it makes a pretty darned ok rhyme. I would much rather have been tasked with creating a limerick for these two:]
HOOKED - HOPPER
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#192100 - 07/27/10 11:30 AM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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Bravo General Beck! A tinge of poetic truth is beyond a passel of politics. Four Stars!Tenni-bopper Hopper was a hooker who hooked A hard-working humper her card was always booked What...was she a tail shaker? No...she was a clothing maker Who carded her wool and hooked her hooks, and you've been rooked.  PAWN - PEACH
Edited by jenny jenny (07/27/10 05:42 PM)
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#192117 - 07/27/10 11:49 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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Ol' Bob and his gal, Missy Peach
Felt the good life was not out of reach.
To get there they'd pawn
Everything but the lawn,
Which they'd gaze upon, quite nouveau riche.
LOX - LUDDITE
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#192150 - 07/30/10 08:25 AM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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Excellent. Another good one, mate. Change "gaze" to "graze" and Ole Bob and Missy Peach become two very happy sheep. See yall in a week or so. I'm saving the Vermonters; I'll be gone a right smart spell Lox and Bagel luddites all, they're going straight to Hell I didn't go to Haiti I figure it can waitee But I'm saving the Vermonters - I'll teach them to rebel. DILL PICKLE - DILLY DALLY
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#192160 - 07/30/10 08:12 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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Off color, but not coarsely vulgar: Young Sally seemed prudent and fickle
'Til a Jewish guy gave her a tickle.
Now, mind you, 'twas Sally
Said, "Don't dilly dally!
I'd like to try kosher dill pickle!"
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